Married Women |
Why Married Women Should Avoid Girls Night Out The other night I was invited out for a nightwith the girls. I told my husband that I would be home ...
Posted by Sandra on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST |
The Bullfrog |
The Bullfrog
A woman wen...
Posted by Sandra on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST |
Bed Football |
Bed FootballA little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the pillowswhen the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old...
Posted by Sandra on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Married Life..... |
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Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at wha...
Posted by Sandra on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST |
Why Couples Don't Have Sex. |
: TO MY DEAR WIFE:During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.The following is a list of why I did not succeed...
Posted by Sandra on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST |
Zen Sarcasm |
Zen Sarcasm1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.2. The journey of a thousa...
Posted by Sandra on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST |
Calmness & Peace |
Calmness & Peace,By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too canfind inner peace.Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finishall the things you've sta...
Posted by Sandra on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST |
Little Ole Ladies |
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues...
Posted by Sandra on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:33:00 PST |
The Sneeze |
Subject: The SneezeA man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for t...
Posted by Sandra on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:28:00 PST |
What's a Peenass?? |
The First of Many&&
Yesterday I had a very awkward conversation with my 4 yr old daughter. I know this was the first of many to come. But I was caught off guard on this one& I was on my w...
Posted by Sandra on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:15:00 PST |
