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Haley McHaleypants

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About Me

I was born a baby and I am an albino black woman.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Drawing, Bacon, White Rice, Bubblewrap, Swinging on swings, Animal Crackers, Miles "Tails" Prower, Hunting zombies, Full Throttle, Raptors and T-Rexs, Red Bull, Kick Ass Fight Scenes, Muscle Cars, DVD Collecting, Armwarmers, Animating, Thumbholes, Albino boys, World domination, Squirrels, Famous Amos Chocolate Chip Cookies, Shiney things, Batman, Venom, Carnage, Amazon.com, Spiderman, Ms.Pac-Man, X-men, Catwoman, Bubonic Plague, Penis penis penis, Making comics, Staring off blankly into space, Spinning in my computer chair, Putting things on my head, Impersonations, Muay Thai Boxing, Anubis, Egyptian Cat Statues, Anthros, Pegasus, Voice overs, Talking to myself, Attempting to be funny, Harry Potter, Animals, Guns, Black Cats, Mountain Lions, Bobcats, Stargazing, Celtic/celestial designs, Tigers, Putting spoons in the microwave, Ravens, Wolves, Sabertooth Tigers, Medusa, Foxes, Pirates, Robots, Ninjas, Dragons, Zombies, Demons, Blood, Welsh corgis, Huskeys, Animation, Animal Rights, Animal Welfare, Animal Liberation, Military or SWAT outfits, Resident Evil, Humane Society, ASPCA, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Brothers, Putting belly button rings in my ear, Abandoned places, Night, Mythology, Wildlife, Acting, Dreaming, Wings, Stars, Crescent moons, Wolf's Rain, Crimson moons, Your momma's sweet ass, Carlton from Fresh Prince, Tattoos, Teddy grahams, Kittens, Panthers, Hot Topic, Eyes, Werewolves, The 4 horsemen of the apocolypse, Vampires, Gothic, Pokemon, Witches, Sunsets, Swordfights(Jet Li Style), Combat boots, Thunder storms, Fire, Fantasy, Egyptian beliefs, Nature, Medieval, Cerberus, Horror, Comedy, Sarcasm, Medieval Torture, The Seven Deadly Sins, 10 Biblical Plagues (Exodus), Disney, Abnormal psychology, Astronomy, Astrology, And other random stuff that I am to lazy to recall at the moment


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I'd like to meet:

And the inventor of Pop Tarts

Music:

I love anything and everything except for rape and cuntry.....some of you caught that.. Examples: 3 Doors Down, 6 Gig, 10 Years, 30 Seconds to Mars, Absent Element, AC/DC, The Academy is..., Ace of Base, Adema, Aerodrome, Aerosmith, AFI, Against Me, Air Supply, All American Rejects, Alter Bridge, Anberlin, Atreyu, Audioslave, Audiovent, Avenged Sevenfold, Backstreet Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Basement Jaxx, Beach Boys, Beatles, Billy Joel, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Blue Man Group, Blue October, Blues Travelers, Boyzone, Breaking Benjamin, Bret Michaels Band, Buckcherry, Bush, The Calling, Cartel, Cascada, Cas Haley, Celine Dion, The Chemical Brothers, Chevelle, Chicago, Children of Bodom, Chris Daughtry, Chronic Future, Cinder Road, CKY, Click Five, Clint Mansell, Cobra Starship, Coheed and Cambria, Cold, Collective Soul, Counting Crows, Course of Nature, Crashbox, Creed, Daft Punk, Dakota Moon, Default, Demon Hunter, Disturbed, Doobie Brothers, Dope, Doubledrive, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Driveblind, Drowning Pool, Dunderhoney, Eagles, Elton John, Eminem, The Exies, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Flaw, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Gigi D'Agostino, Gin Blossoms, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, HelloGoodbye, High School Musical, The Higher, Hinder, Hoobastank, Hootie and the Blowfish, Ingram Hill, Injected, INXS, Jackson Waters, Jimmy Buffet, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Jon McLaughlin, Josh Groban, Journey, Killswitch Engage, Korn, The Last Goodnight, Lifehouse, Linkin Park, Live, Mae, Maroon 5, Mariah Carey, Marylin Manson, Matchbox 20, Metallica, Michael Buble, Michael Jackson, Midnight to Twelve, Mika, Mindless Self Indulgence, Motion City Soundtrack, Mudvayne, MurderDolls, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Nonpoint, The Offspring, Oldies, OneRepublic, Outspoken, The Panic Division, Pantera, Papa Roach, Phil Collins, Pillar, Pink, POD, Powerman 5000, Project 86, Psychostick, Puddle of Mudd, Pulse Ultra, Queen, Quietdrive, Ra, The Rasmus, Reach 454, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Reel Big Fish, REM, REO Speedwagon, The Revolution Smile, Rise Against, Rob Thomas, Rob Zombie, Robert Palmer, Rod Stewart, Rooney, Run DMC, Saliva, Saving Abel, Scissor Sisters, Scooter, Seal, Seether, Sevendust, Sherwood, Shinedown, Sick Puppies, Silverchair, Simple Plan, Skillet, Skindred, Slayer, Slipknot, Sloth, Snow Patrol, Socialburn, Soul Asylum, Spineshank, Squeeze, SR-71, Static-X, Steve Miller Band, Stone Sour, Story of the Year, Streetlight Manifesto, Styx, Sugarbomb, Sugarcult, Sum 41, System of a Down, Take That, Tenacious D, Theory of a DeadMan, They Might Be Giants, Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace, Tool, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Trophy, Union Underground, Vertical Horizon, Verve Pipe, Vonray, Warren Barfield, Whitney Houston, Wicked, Will Smith, Wolfmother, Woodbelly, Yellowcard, So on and so forth and they lived happily ever after.

Movies:

I am the biggest movie fan ever. I own over 1,000 movies and there are still 800 I want to get. If there is a movie you want to talk about or can't remember the name, chances are I can help ya! If not I have failed at life *cuts self* =D I kid! Examples: 25th Hour, 101 Dalmations, 300, A Clockwork Orange, Across the Universe, Aladdin, All Dogs go to Heaven, American History x, Anchorman, Back to the Future, Balto, Bambi 2, Bang Bang You're Dead, Beauty and the Beast, The Boondock Saints, Braveheart, Butterfly Effect, The Cable Guy, Chronicles of Narnia, Crank, Donnie Darko, Dragonheart, Dumb and Dumber, Emperor's New Groove, Employee of the Month, Fight Club, The Fox and the Hound, Girl Interrupted, The Golden Compass, Green Mile, Harry Potter, I Am Sam, Jingle All the Way, John Q, Jurassic Park, Just Friends, Kill Bill, Kung Fu Panda, Liar Liar, The Lion King, Mean Girls, Mulan, Needful Things, Oliver and Company, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, One Hour Photo, Overboard, Patch Adams, The Patriot, Pet Cemetary 2, The Professional, Requiem for a Dream, The Ring, The Sandlot, Saw, Saw 2, Saw 3, Scarface, Se7en, Shawshank Redemption, Silence of the Lambs, Sin City, SLC Punk, Sleepers, Superbad, S.W.A.T, Team America:World Police, Transformers, The Transporter, Treasure Planet, Wag the Dog, Wanted, Way of the Gun, Watership Down, Zoolander, *insert 550 more here*

Television:

Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Roseanne, Home Improvement, Cops, Family Guy, America's Most Smartest Model, Scrubs, M*A*S*H, Mad TV, Jackass, Venture Brothers, Stand up comedy, Animal Precinct, That 70's show, Robot Chicken, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC), Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Teen Titans, South Park, Drew Carey Show, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Whose line is it anyway, MythBusters, Old school Nickelodeon(salute your shorts, rocko's modern life,etc.) .......but watching tv is for pussies

Books:

The newspaper obituaries

Heroes:

The little engine that could. Serious heroes: Bob Barker and My Mother

My Blog

Dance Fucker Dance

GOOD NEWS: The Humane Society was on the news and what a helping hand that turned out to be. So many people were tore up about it and every animal was adopted! All 90 some odd number of them! Not one ...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:19:00 PST

Maybe its me...

Went to the chiropractor today. Got some news that shot my world down. I was born with a birth defect. My body grew two extra joints and they latched to my pelvis. So it moves as a whole instead of in...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:31:00 PST

Is Batman out yet??!!!!! RAWR

Ok..the last time a movie was so good it haunted my thoughts was back when Saw 2 came out......its been awhile since a new fav has gotten me hooked. I wanna see Kung Fu Panda again!! I'm sad...I wante...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 08:22:00 PST

Skadoosh

I saw Kung Fu Panda today....and liked it...no...loved it! I never like Dreamworks garbage. Unlike every other movie they make there were no fart jokes! Only 2 nut shots and then 24, subtle, but slow ...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:57:00 PST

Guns Go BANG!

I went to the shooting range with my dad today. I got to shoot a .45 automatic and a .30 semi-automatic. I qualified! Holla! I is a good shotz. I work full time now.No sleep for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 07:53:00 PST

Updates on everything

Got my rental car today...its a PT Cruiser...XP Its not bad though. The inside was made to be like the classic cars...so its fun to drive. I kinda liked driving the truck more though. You can hit shit...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:31:00 PST

R.I.P Humbug

I was in a car accident this morning. Wasn't my fault.....girl was pulling out of Ihop and slammed right into Caitlin and me. We are both shaken up and sore but alright. I'll have pictures updated soo...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Sat, 24 May 2008 07:22:00 PST

I think R.E.M may have said it best...

Its the end of the word as we know it. I recently read an article stating that by this time next year gas prices are estimated to be $10. They also stated that that would be good for the economy as we...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

ouch...my ego and wallet

It will cost me $50 to fix my Gamecube......I dont have that much. It will be cheaper to buy a new one almost. And Pixar rejected me........when i went to the meeting they said it was fine and to send...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:55:00 PST

Nintendo and I broke up

My Gamecube has an internal error. I have the wii....but I want my gamecube. We've been through alot together. I dont want to part with it...=( Karma hates me. And why do women have to have triple D s...
Posted by Haley McHaleypants on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST