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3-6 mafia, Eminem, G-Unit mostly rap and r&b

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What is a Friend?A friend is a person that never gives up on you...A friend is a person that sticks up for you...A freind is a person that finishes you're sentences for you...A freind is a person that gives you the sence of security...A friend is one that would give their life for you...A friend is that person you call in the middle of the night just to let them know you are thinking about them...A friend is a person that you share a cup of coffee with and reminisce with...A friend is a person that no matter how much you fight you make up in the end...A friend is a person who always forgives...A friend is a person that never forgets...A friend is a person who gives you their honest opinion...A friend is one that you miss dearly when they are gone...A friend is a person that stands behind you 100f the time...A true friendship is enduring, lasting even when friends lose touch for a while...A friend is devoted to your friendship and will never do anything to destroy it.
No matter the situation a friend is there to laugh with, cry with, and share the good and bad times with. Sometimes we take advantage of what's right in our faces and other times we choose to ignore them. A friendship is something that should be charished as long as we live. Someone once told me that no matter how many people we meet in our lives, in the end you will be able to count on one hand the friends that are you're true friends. Some strong words to live by: Never goto bed mad. You never know if that person will be around when you wake. Pick up the phone and call a friend even if it's to say hi. Trust me, it will mean the world to the other person. Last but not least.....................A FRIEND IS U
The Difference between FRIENDS & BEST FRIENDSFRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.FRIENDS: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.BEST FRIENDS: Calls your parents DAD and MOMFRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.FRIENDS Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FRIENDS: Are only through highschool.BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FRIENDS: Would ignore this letterBEST FRIENDS: send this five of ur best friends includin who sent u this if theyre ur bestfriend.

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The Shield, King of Queens, All My Children

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The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy!1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the e pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! ===========! == 7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_VSXXXXXX46US ============= 8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up. ============= 9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain. ============= 10.. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever. ============= This message has been sent to you for good l luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't?). Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price