About Me
I think Steve Guttenberg is underrated. I actually like my school and learning stuff. I think Matt Costa could save your life. I think sycophant is a good word to describe a lot of people I've met. I believe Kelly Kapowski is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I think City Slickers could be the most complete film ever made. I like all my Dad's war stories and have come to the conclusion that he is the only reason the war ended in Vietnam even though the war wasn't necessarily necessary. I am just now starting to think ROSEANNE is a funny show. I believe when it comes to love we have no choice. I think that last sentence was gay. I think if Brokeback Mountain was about a straight couple it would be one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I think the greatest sound created was Al Green's voice. My friend Grant got me hooked on irish whiskey and I'm not even upset. I use the saying "happiness is warm pee in a cold wet-suit." I look fabulous in a wet-suit. I'm not offended when my best friends act like we're a gay couple, I embrace it. I love music. I don't like it when people take things so seriously. I wish their was a song called "boys just wanna have fun." I want to shake Tucker Max's hand... but only if I have a latex glove on. I generally think myspace is lame but its helped me make friends at school and stuff so its okay.
