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About Me

I'm a bit of a control freak. I like having a plan and goals. Sadly, at 25, I have suddenly found myself with no plan and as a result, have had a few anxiety attacks and a few breakdowns at work. I have been assured by friends that this is all normal. Nonetheless, being an emotional timebomb was never one of my goals.Before you start to assume I'm a basketcase, let me list some of the many things I have done in my short life. I put myself through college and graduated Summa Cum Laude (3.9 GPA). While in school I studied abroad in England for 6 months (paid for that myself as well). While in the UK, I worked in the Member of Parliament's office in my host city. I am extremely responsible, intelligent, funny, and have an exceptional work ethic and a very big heart. (And I may be a little conceited...)So now what? Well, now I guess I will continue to search for that perfect career that will allow me to travel all over the world helping people and pay me ridiculous amounts of money. I know, not a very realistic goal...
Water skiing fucking squirrel!!

My Interests

I'm really into hula hooping right now.

I'd like to meet:

My dad :(See! I AM funny!

Music:

adopt your own virtual pet! Rogue Wave, Peter Bjorn and John, Bright Eyes, The Shins, Arcade Fire, Interpol, The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Rilo Kiley, Fiona Apple, Tori Amos, Keane, Silversun Pickups, Eisley, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Order 66, Stone Roses, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Inspiral Carpets, Matt Pond PA, Ben Folds, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Kasabian, The Postal Service, Death Cab for Cutie, Belle and Sebastian, Bjork, Ben Kweller, The Faint, Brand New, Athlete, Bloc Party, The Beatles, The Apples in Stereo, Elliott Smith, Joy Division, etc, etc...

Television:

I love this commercial!

Flight of the Conchords, The Office (British and American versions), The Daily Show, Scrubs, House, Grey's Anatomy, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Books:

What's the Matter with Kansas?, A Tale of Two Cities (all-time favorite), A Confederacy of Dunces, The Lucifer Principle (excellent!), The Good Earth, Flowers for Algernon

Heroes:

My Grandpa, my Grandma, Betty Tisdale

My Blog

My job posting

I've been looking through job postings for months trying to find something I would like to do and also am qualified to do. I still haven't found anything. So I've taken the liberty of writ...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST

Cat Porn

So today I had this really awesome idea to take provocative pictures of my cat, Stinky, and turn them into an equally awesome and hilarious porn website. I was going to take pictures of him lyin...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:16:00 PST

Keepin' up with the kids these days...

So, I learned some new phrases at work the other day. It all started when my street-wise friend/co-worker told me she was going to "find me a brotha' to break me off". I did not know what ...
Posted by Nicole on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:05:00 PST

Awesome survey!!! :P <3 LOL! OMG! LMAO! Neat, nert, POOP!

The following is a bulletin I posted. I figured some people might miss it, what will all the surveys that get posted everyday that would knock my bulletin off the bulletin board thing. I w...
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Diamonds are forever...I hate you, diamonds!

Is it just me, or does anyone else cry during diamond commercials?
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

Nightmares and Myscapes

Holy crap. I think I need to take a break from the whole myspace thing. I had a dream the other night in which I was checking my page. I was siked because my visitor counter had...
Posted by Nicole on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 12:17:00 PST

What's your passion?

Just because I'm mellow and chilled out all the time doesn't mean I'm a negative person or that I don't enjoy doing things. Why does everyone have to be passionate about something?? I'm on...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:13:00 PST

I'm not a bitch

K, that last blog seems alittle bitter and moody, so, while I stand behind everything I said, I will soften the blow my telling you I'm not really an angry bitch. In fact, at work I get to go to...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:21:00 PST

Subscribe to this blog!

Just a friendly FYI: I swear to God, if any of you leave a comment on my page that has any of the following, I will delete you from my friend list! ~ Anything written in glitter ~ Animated or unanimat...
Posted by Nicole on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

FIRST BLOG EVER!! (Sexy pics)

This is my first blog ever!! Since I'm posting this on myspace, I thought it was appropriate to write my first blog about some of my experiences on said space. So, I've been looking around...
Posted by Nicole on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST