I'd like to meet:

NOT YOUR CRAPPY BAND!!!!

Music:

AC/DC, Adam Ant and the Antics, Aerosmith, Angry Johnny and the Killbillies, The Beatles, Billy Idol, Blind Guardian, Blondie, Boston, Buddy Holly, The Clash, Credence Clearwater Revival, The Cure, The Damned, Danzig, David Bowie, Dragonforce, Dresden Dolls, Elton John, Elvis, Fleetwood Mac, GG Allin, Garbage, Grim Reaper, Hank Williams Sr, Horrorpops, Iron Maiden, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, June Carter, Judas Priest, The Kinks, Los Gatos Locos, Manowar, Meatloaf, The Meteors, The Misfits, Motorhead, Nekromantix, New York Dolls, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Notorious BIG, Pat Benetar, The Pogues, Prince, Queen, Reverend Horton Heat, Rhapsody, Rolling Stones, Sasquatch and the Sickabillies, Siouxsie, Smashing Pumpkins, The Staggers, Steve Miller, Stray Cats, Sublime, Tiger Army, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Whitesnake, ZZTop

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Reno 911, The Colbert Report, and any of the celeb-reality tv shows on VH1

Books:

Crime and Punishment, 1984, but really who has time to read when there is a world out there that needs to be saved!

Heroes:

Terry, Freddie Mercury, Stephen Colbert, Johnny Cash and June Carter.