I'd like to meet:
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"This is a free ticket. It isn't good for anything, it's just free." -Unknown
"I dunno, i just love saying your name OVER and OVER AND OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Sabrina
"Even a broken clock is correct twice a day." -Allison Green
"I'm on your side you fucking idiot! How many of you do I have to kill before you understand that?" -Ross Scott
"Ok, my proof of creation is pretty simple: There's people, and there's monkeys. They're totally different. That proves it." -Bill
"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it... It's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on.†-Chuck Palahniuk
"An amateur practices until he can get it right. A professional practices until he can't get it wrong." -Unknown
"It's just like Snakes on a Plane, but with terrorists." -Me
"So it's like 9/11" -Nick
"What country lost all it's money recently?" -My Mom
"The United States." -Charles
"You see, if you want change, you have to force it, and if God won't force his hand, then I shall force mine." -Me
"Everything my god needs to say to you can be said with my weapon." -Avenger
"Life only gets worse and worse. The only thing you can do about it is adapt, and that's the hardest thing to do when you're so far under that you surpass the bottom." -Me
"I've lost my mind...but I'm still sane." -Me
"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become a villain."
"Nothing will protect you from me! Not men, not weapons, not armor!"
"Nothing can protect you from me! Keep running you bastard!
"Not even your best man can stop me!" -Alex Mercer
"What the hell is this shit?! Looks like paprika and smells like ass! -Random Marine
"Knock knock." -Naza
"Who's there?" -Me
"Suicidal grunt." -Naza
"Suicidal grunt who?" -Me
"BOOM!" -Naza
"I walked all the way back from the city, and now I can't find my pants." -Naza
"Olivia are you addicted?" -Nick
"I'M NOT ADDICTED!" *Takes a drink of soda* -Olivia
"Mm, fresh air and pickles." -Olivia
"Naza do you care if some random chick in Oregon knows your name?" -Me
"No. Actually, it's kind of a turn on." -Naza
"No don't hang up! Oh...you hung up" -Nick
"Well I'm pretty sure Miley wants kids, so don't kick me too hard." -Nick
"Don't worry, I've been kicked in the balls like six times. You'll be fine; I've killed more babies masterbating." -Me
"Religion is flawed. This is only because man is flawed." -The Cardinal
*Chris stops singing Captain Jack and walks back towards the crow*
"Oo look at this." -Chris Redfield
*Aims gun at the crow*
"You think I don't remember you, do you huh?" -Chris Redfield
*Shoots crow*
"What was that all about? You just took out your frustrations on the crow?" -Sheva
"Damn right I did; me and that crow go way back." -Chris Redfield
"No means no!" -Me (imitating a girl)
"Suck it means suck it, bitch!" -Me (as me)
"So what does sawing a shotgun in half do?" -Richard
"It makes it twice as powerful, and makes the spread wider." -Nick
"So if I cut a Chihuahua in half will that make it twice as cute?" -Richard
"My name is Alex Mercer. I'm the reason for all of this. They call me a killer, a monster, a terrorist...I'm all of these things." -Alex Mercer
"I can't believe this. Why do you have a ladder in an elevator shaft? To fix the elevator. How do you get to the ladder? You take the elevator that doesn't work! You thought this one up? Jesus Christ!"
"Ok, this door better open or else I'm going to kill somebody.
*Door opens*
"Alright, now nobody needs to die unless I come up with another reason."
"That's right, stay on your side! Your side is the one where everyone is dead and there are no exits. My side is the one filled with hope, love, and sub-machine guns." -Ross Scott
"Aw, it would be so cool if it rained naked women." -TC Valryk
"But wouldn't they all just die when they hit the ground." -iBR JOkER
"Zombies aren't the only things that kill bullets!" -Me
"Oh and do try to keep blood stains off the carpet, will you?" -Lorik Qui'in
"I don't hate my country, I just hate the people who run it." -Me
"Who are you?" -Matt Hazard
"Your worst nightmare...except in the daytime when your not asleep." -Sting Sniperscope
"Nobody kills an assassin, an assassin kills a nobody." Xero of Dagger In The D.A.R.C.
"Aragh! Get a job! Get a job! Get a job! Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger. -Richard's pet parrot
"I may be a god...but I can't control fate." -The King of Reapers of Dagger In The D.A.R.C.
"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful… the strong… the weak… the innocent… the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally." -Darth Maul
"The truth may hurt at first, but in the long run, lies hurt more." Me
"Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." -Sun Tzu
"If I'm not a smartass, I'm a dumbass." -Me
"I called my brother gay and he hit me with his purse." -Unknown
"You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do." -Unknown
"Men go to jail. Dogs get put down." -Rorschach
"Nothing ends. Nothing ever ends." Dr. Manhattan
"Knowledge can be both liberating and enslaving. It casts light but it brings shadows.It endows strength, but always comes at a high price." -The Mage
"The Thief is age, which robs us of our strength and looks. It is death, which robs us of our life. It is the worst in all of us. It is what we must all fear" -The Thief
*I'm running around distracting the last zombie*
"Watch he's going to trick you and turn around." -TheChosenOne
*Zombie turns around the corner right as I do*
"AAAAAAAAH!" *I practically jump out of my skin* -TC Valryk A.K.A. Me
"Only fools are enslaved by space and time." -Unknown
*Dog barks*
"What the fuck is that?" -Sparky
*Sparky yells out in pain*
"Drop it Michi! Drop it!" Mikayla's Mom
"Hey!" -Mikayla
"I can't believe your family keeps a pet dragon." -Sparky
...It's a dog." -Mikayla's Brother
"Fuck you!" -Sparky
"Loving LOST is like loving the most beautiful girl at school who does nothing but confuse you and lead you on." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Wait, what? How the fuck? Wait, when the fuck? Wait, what the fuck?" -Pox
"Stop swearing in front of the girl." -Duke
"It's fine, I'm used to it. I went to a private school." -Sarah
"Whether it be a philosopher, or a fool. Bullets don't descriminate." -Message From The Dark Demension
"Fella, in the hands of a fool, tell me; what isn't dangerous?" -Mr. Stanley
"What's that noise? AH, my ear! I got shot in the ear. Why is the building trying to kill me?! I'm an employee; you don't shoot your employee! *Facehuggers jump out* You are not employees! *Gun shots* Damnit, your all fired!...I can't believe we have automatic turret guns. You shouldn't kill your workers. I thought they taught that in like Bussiness 101." -Ross Scott
"You must lie to obtain the things you want. You must lie even more to obtain the things you need." -Andrew Hoskins
"Understanding one's surroundings is easier than knowing one's own mind." -Message From The Dark Dimension
"Fools cannot be forgiven, yet neither can they be punished. I onced hoped to rid the world of fools, until I realized that none would be left but me." -Valdemar
"Would you kindly?"
"Even in the book of lies, somtimes you find truth."
"In the end, what seperates a man from a slave? Money, power, no. A man chooses, a slave obeys." -Andrew Ryan
"The Light be-eth thy enemy. Through darkness comes strength." -The Book of The Shadow Mist
"There is something behind the throne greater than the king himself." -Sir William Pitt
"The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in which they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration originally payed to the sun." -Thomas Faine
"If you just go through life saying 'Fuck death, and fuck fear', you can accomplish great things." -Andrew Hoskins
"Damn it! It's the same story every time. You give people the benefit of the doubt, and they try to kill you! That's what I get for trying to be nice..." -Ross Scott
"Scheduled Chaos Theory? That makes as much sense as Grounded Aviation, or Deapsea Astronomy." - Ross Scott
"I'm kind of like glass in a way. I'll tear people to shreds when I can't do my job." -Ross Scott
"...Personally I can think of better ways to spend an evening- AH SHIT! Yup whoever designed this building did not count on me. Oh, copycats? *gun shots* Forgot to copy that move, huh? Actually I better shut up, it would be just my luck for these aliens to figure out how to use guns." -Ross Scott
"If there's no danger, there's no point." Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"This is going to take a lot of time, a lot of effort, and a lot of soda." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Destroy the base, and the tower will fall." -Zypher Shadowblade of Dagger In The D.A.R.C.
"That my good sir, is douchebaggery at it's finest!" -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Before you die, there is something you should know about us Lone Star. I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's, former room mate." -Dark Helmet
"What does that make us?" -Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing!" -Dark Helmet
"You are all traitors to The Empire. You will be interrogated, tortured. You will tell me the names of your friends, and allies...and then you will die." -Emperor Palpatine
"Come on, I can do it. I can cast a spell!" -Demon
"HEY!...me and Todd are cool now." (&) "WHAT THE FUCK BELANIE!" -Kevin
"Shut up baby, I know it!" -Bender Bending Rodriguez
"Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, and do whatever you want all the time, you could miss it." -Eric Cartman
"Slappy, nooooo!!!" -Knifey McPistolwhip A.K.A. Me
"Trust in a true friendship can and will be broken at some point. Whether or not you stay friends is the true test." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"All your base are belong to us" -Cats
"You cannot trust the words of a snake, for even after death it produces venom." -Al Mualim
"If you must give before you take, then I shall give death and take life." -Valryk Blackdagger of Dagger In The D.A.R.C.
"I don't believe in any religion, but what I do believe in is inner peace, and if I must do a few immoral things to achieve that, then so be it." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Speak, act, and think for yourself, or your mind will forever be corrupt by your own evil." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Embrace death instead of avoiding it, and you will fear no more." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"A ninja only needs to strike once...The rest is overkill" -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Heroes die. Legends live forever." -Unknown
"Sometimes the most complicated things can be explained by the simplest of means." -Andrew Hoskins A.K.A. Me
"Nothing in the universe ever truely dies. It just transforms." -Keanu Reeves
"By fire be purged!" -Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon
"Kickin' names and takin' ass" -Roamin The Paladin
"Say Ling-Ling one more time bitch!" Ling-Ling
"You better bounce, before you get bounced" -Some dumbass
