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yogi el oso

i fart in your general direction and your mother was a hamster

About Me

so i fianaly passed my medic im officialy tacomedic (yeah biatches) im still workin at carlizile and at J&R. every thing is about the sameBUT NOW WITH 50% MORE DRINKING and hopefuly more time for chasing women thats it holla back if you have any other questions comments or concerns
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What Alcoholic drink are you

tequila
you hang out with to many mexicans, cut it down a bit chill with your own kind
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You are Hulk Hulk 100% Superman 90% Spider-Man 90% Iron Man 80% Catwoman 70% Robin 65% Supergirl 60% Wonder Woman 60% The Flash 60% Green Lantern 55% Batman 30% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Name: orlando marquez
Birthday: 9-4-86
Birthplace: lubbock TX
Current Location: Petersburg TX
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: MEXICAN
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: to nice
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: all of them
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: finish EMT-I find a good girl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: asl
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck i dont wana go to work today
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: it varies
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom and grandpa
Pepsi or Coke: i like it all
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: its all good
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffe
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: way too much
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: no
Do you want to go to College:
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: id do me
Are you a Health Freak: hell no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: not any more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no (what a loser)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a firefighter/paramedic
What country would you most like to Visit: the motherland MEXICO
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any color
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: not taller than me
Weight: not bigger than me
Best Clothing Style: cares but dont care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none no time
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What Firetruck are you?

Ladder
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Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?

Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon.
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Which Anchorman Are You?

Brick Tamland
I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.Your Brick Tamland! Polite and honest, you are a great friend to have around.
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My Interests


Orlando marquez
Not Fit for Society
Highly Dangerous
Not Fit for Society
Extremely Insane

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Music:

MEXICAN COUNTRY ANY THING BY STRAYLIGHT RUN

Movies:

LADDER 49,TOMMY BOY,SAVING PRIVITE RYAN, WALK THE LINE

Television:

Simpsons, grays anatomy ER family guy the fairly odd parents

Books:


You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?

Heroes:

J.J and America's Firemen and Paramedics family guy peanut butter jelly video

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kool aid court video

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My Blog

gotta keep on keepin on

Ok so its been two weeks scince my grandma past away now  i think i can let off some steam.  First of yall id like to thank every one who showed there sympathy and love with both me and...
Posted by yogi el oso on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:06:00 PST

Orlando's guide to know that ur drinking to much

Im not a lite weight when it comes to drinking especialy if you have ever been around me while i was in this mind set. and here are some signs that you maybe drinking too much. 1.  You but ur bee...
Posted by yogi el oso on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST

REASSURANCE

Ive been in EMS for a short time but most of the time ive been on a truck ive seen the bad calls and a lot of BS,  the burnt babies, the child abuse cases, seen my share of dead folk, dunk people...
Posted by yogi el oso on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

POLITICAL REVOLUTION QUE VIVAN LOS MEXICANOS

There has been much talk about immigration over the past couple of mounths now its time to put in my two cents.  Many people have com to the united states in hope of a better life and better oppe...
Posted by yogi el oso on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 06:55:00 PST

THE FAT MAN AND THE HOT GIRL

WHY DO ALL THE HOT GIRLS TAKE THE BAD GUYS A QUESTION THAT HAS PLAGUED ME FOR MUCH OF MY LIFE IT NEVER FAILS THE HOT GIRLS ALWAYS GO TO THE JERK OFF GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE CRAP AND CHEAT ON THEM ALL...
Posted by yogi el oso on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 05:00:00 PST