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Roachmaster

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About Me



I am called Bryan and I like old music. I want to be a choirmaster when I grow up and compose sacred polyphony in the great Church tradition of the Renaissance.

"The smoke of satan has entered the Church.".............Pope Paul VI.

My Interests



What most interests me now is the academic study of music. However, I hold interests in many spheres of the human ingenuety, and all gentlemanly persuits, such a love for fine archetecture, painting, food, book bindings, automobiles, and shoes. That art which for me speaks in the finest way and can ascertain the place closest to my heart is music, that expiring art, never captured, but only in a moment. Music is an art we remember, it can never be in a living state. That note we first hear is soon a memory as the next proceeds, and its cadence is only made useful with our memory and anticipation of its resolution. After that said resolution, the whole procedure is either remembered, or forgotten. _____________________ "We are compelled to concede to the Papists that they have the Word of GOD, that we received it from them, and that without them, we should have no knowledge of it at all." -Martin Luther _____________________ "I never approved of a schism, nor will I approve of it for all eternity... It is not by separating from the Church that we can make her better." -Martin Luther

Music:

The King of Swing Benny Goodman

The Sentimental Gentleman of Swing Tommy Dorsey

The crooner Bing Crosby

young Frank Sinatra

Russ Columbo
(an early rival of Bing Crosby)

One of the few men who can make me cry, Chauncey Olcott:

The famous German Palast Orchester leader and baritone, Max Raabe

Sure, when I was a kid, I listened to all the popular stuff. Oh, you know, the bands, like Tommy Dorsey, and Benny Goodman, and the crooners, especially Bing Crosby. Heck, I'm still in love with him. But all that jazz seems almost old now (I still love the stuff) in comparison with new recordings of serious music. Serious music? That is what you people call Classical. In seious music, Classical is a small era in the whole, eternal compass of music. My favourite music is early. Early music. Ancient music. Musica Antiqua. Whatever you want to call it, I like old music. Really old music. Like Renaissance polyphony. And Baroque counterpoint. And some classical stuff, but for the most part, I enjoy the sacred genre amongst those. Sacred Music, in any era, but especially these, is of a much higher quality than your average profane spewing. With the exception of some pieces, like la Folia. You want to talk music? Talk to me. And please, keep it to real music this time?Hey! I like rap now (not):..From "Holiday Inn"

Movies:



"High Society"

Television:

The Lawence Welk Show (It's a big band show not even old people like); The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show; The Jack Benny Show; The Dorsey Brothers (another big band show); Historical ..aries; British situational comedies (like "Are You Being Served" [I love Mr. Humpheries!] "Keeping Up Apperences" &c.)..

Books:

SACRED: The Holy Bible; The Imitation of Christ; What Went Wrong With Vatican II.; A Dictionary of Early Christian Beliefs.PROFANE: An Odour of Sanctity; The Chloister and the Hearth; The Family. http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/How%20to%20sing/how_to_sin gp1-8.htm#MYPURPOSE

Heroes:

DER BINGLE!

TOMMY DORSEY He almost made me learn trombone over the summer!

POPE PIUS XII.

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, and all the Hapsburg Holy Roman Emporors. Also my patron saints, St. Gabriel of Our Lady of the Dolors, and Roman Emporor St. Constantine. But above all, of course, Our Lord Jesu Christ and his Blessed Ever-Virgin Mother, Mary.

Emporor Maximillian von Hapsburg, Emporor of Mexico, and wife Charolette of BelgiumThis kid:object width="425" height="350"

My Blog

Female Emancipation

The problems created by the first law of matriarchy [women are controllers of their own reproductive lives, rather than their father or husband being protectorate] were predictable--female promiscuity...
Posted by Roachmaster on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 08:33:00 PST

Meditive Poem I.

I saw a flow'r to-day, that seem'd of washéd silk; I bent down low to smell her, and she kissed me, on the nose!
Posted by Roachmaster on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Tolerance

I just learned to-nite, that the key to the world is in the shape of tolerance. I write this for I was a most judgemental, yet somewhat hypocritical person myself. I did not quite know myself. Anyway,...
Posted by Roachmaster on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:07:00 PST

My Personality

You Have A Type A- PersonalityYou are one of the most balanced people aroundMotivated and focused, you are good at getting what you wantYou rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's play...
Posted by Roachmaster on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:05:00 PST

Friendship

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What ...
Posted by Roachmaster on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST