Oddfellaboo

********************************************************** ********************************************************* I continue to walk around pigeons... Im 36 and my worst habit is that i have a low tolerence of stupidity. I work as a business manager. i have qualifications in wine. I see smoking as a sign of weakness. I actually like the Ramones but dont wear the T-Shirt. im always last to be sat next to on a crowded bus. ************************************************************ ********** I wonder at the worlds cruelty when last orders are called. I wonder if the menus in Wetherspoons pubs are supposed to be scratch and sniff...i wonder at what age you feel comfortable taking the elderly seat on the bus...i wonder if when my eyes stream on a clear day if its something inside..i wonder how women manage to take jumpers off with their arms folded yet cant jump into water without holding their nose...i wonder how many people actually visit our profiles yet dont feel comfortable enough to say hello...I love sayings and mottos but dont stick to them. I dont own a car. i plan to live in the sun. I never drink tea. Small pleasures are best, cheap Combination Satays, a fart with no one around, train journeys with an Ipod, walking the wrong way around Ikea. I have two tattoos. I have a novel in my head that needs finishing. I plan to own my own business. i dislike that its ironic that i love the word Hyperbole to describe a persons flowery speech but hate thats its impossible to use without sounding hypocrytical. i dislike that there is more sportswear being sold today than ever yet when i look around me they are not using it right(obviously)... Imporvised Jazz escapes me completely but not the people who rant on about it. I dont fear getting older. I have no children that i know off. Littering and Morbid Obesity completely baffle me; if i hear/read one more "rain failed to dampen" comment i will scream. ************************************************************ ************* ************************************************************ ************* I favour Spring over Autumn, Friday over Saturday, Too Cold over Too Hot, Dog over Cats, The Stones over the Beatles, Getting there over arriving. I really should dress better. My haircuts used to have names. I am a twin. My hero is John Lydon. My Favourite country is Vietnam. Grey and beige make me look ill. Ive been around the world twice. Pavements should have fast lanes. I talk too much.........................nuff said