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i am jon(there is not a fucking "h" in it). i am so fucking bored. i like stuff and i don't like other stuffs. tattoos rule my balls. face it, you love me. i am funny sometimes and just plain annoying between the funny parts. i am a dick to my friends. about 78% of the way i act is just to get a reaction from people. my farts smell like fresh cut grass, and my breath has a delightful cherry scent. for more information please send me a check or money order, sorry no COD's.

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I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet someone who isn't going use me for my "personality", but you can use my body as much as you want.

My Blog

dumb goats

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Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:25:00 GMT

a much needed vacation

this weekend rocked. definately too much rock for one hand. it started off on friday after drving to Mobile for work then going home for about 5 minutes before ian and i left for ohio. we spent all ni...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:02:00 GMT

its fortune cookie madness

in the past week every fortune cookie i have taken has been strangely accurate. here is a list: 1. "reaffirm your faith in finacial plans - make a budget."  this is fucked up because i am in...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 18:03:00 GMT

sweet

so yesterday was fucking amazing. brewfest is the best event i've ever been to. i managed to stay drunk from about 2:30 to 1:00 last night. oh and there was the whole getting tackled by security at zy...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 06:17:00 GMT

about time

so far today has been pretty good. i found out i got the job at DHL which is good enough news. i will be working 2 jobs again but i will have alot more money. i have also read that my favorite videoga...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 14:14:00 GMT

easter is a scam

i was at work today when i started thinking about easter. ok its my understanding that jesus died for the sins of mankind. he was doing so because god told him that is why he was put here. but jesus r...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:12:00 GMT

i remember halloween. this day anything goes.

so the party was fun but things kind of got bad when ian broke the bathroom door. to put it lightly he was a little drunk. i don't really think there was a sober person there. but overall it was good ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 17:23:00 GMT

black out

i haven't done a blog in a while, but after this weekend it is well worth it. to start things off, i've been really drunk plenty of times in my life but not to the point of what happened this weekend....
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 15:50:00 GMT

something good from canadia

as useless as canada is, turns out they make some good whiskey. so i take back everything bad i have said about them except the part about canada sucking.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:00:00 GMT

finally losing weight. woooo!

aside from my current financial situation i do have something good going on. i am now down to 150 lbs and i just need to lose 10 more then i can start working out again and get all built and shit. who...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 22:27:00 GMT