My Roommate is a Porn Star! |
Yes, yesterday Maureen left her MySpace open so I couldn't help but post a bulliten on it. Matt was sitting next to me so I decided to make Matt sound like a real bad ass in it. It's from Maureen's po...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:25:00 GMT |
A Free Democracy or a Police State? You decide. |
I was sitting in the back seat of my friends car on the way back from a night out on the town. He suddenly slammed on the breaks in an attempt to slow the car as fast as possible. I looked around at m...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 10:01:00 GMT |
The Old "About Me" is Funny. |
This is my old about me. I wrote it when I was 14 so it is really immature. Enjoy.
Yo, I'm a nip trip double-dip skating musician from the uteris of a Jewish transvestite kangaroo. Growing up was hard...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
Read the Survey I took! Leave more Comments TOO! |
Check out this shit I wrote like four years ago... try and guess what's changed sense then.Hears the Survey I took, read and commentSunday, December 12, 2004I get a kick out of Surveys Real Name:...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:07:00 GMT |
Quite possibly the gnarliest night ever! |
After we aquired two giant bottles of Jack, one of Malibu, and the Great Johhny Walker we began to party, but oh no, party is not all we did. A certain time arose, around the middle of the night when ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 12:18:00 GMT |
