Movies and music (see below), hiking, cleaning, going to the beach, The Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots, making fun of stupid people, ironing my clothes, partying, attempting to sleep, being misanthropic, dive bars, dope footwear, playing golf, running, cooking, the environment, keeping it gully and sports talk radio (I don't like the fact that I've recently become addicted to this)
Maybe these guys. And/Or anyone who doesn't suck.
The Beastie Boys, The Beatnuts, Stevie Wonder, Prince, The Talking Heads, The Upper Crust, House of Pain, Kool Keith, People Under The Stairs, Ben Folds Five, 3rd Bass, Neil Young, Daft Punk, Hieroglyphics, The Smiths, Weezer, The Roots, Radiohead, Jay-Z, 7L and Esoteric, Nas, Talib Kweli, MF Doom, Gorillaz, Dilated Peoples, Atmosphere, Swollen Members, Queens of the Stone Age, New Order, Sage Francis, Kanye West, The High and Mighty, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Elvis Costello, RJD2, The Cure, DJ Shadow, The Clash, Depeche Mode, Jurrasic 5, Common, Handsome Boy Modeling School, David Bowie, The Replacements, Public Enemy, EPMD, Pete Rock and CL Smooth, Defari just to name a few...........dozen
Narc, Heat, Kicking and Screaming (the 90's independent film not the Will Ferrell soccer coach flick), Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, The Professional, Bladerunner, Cool Hand Luke, Training Day, Beautiful Girls, High Fidelity, Tombstone, Swingers, Mr. Jealousy, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Boondocks Saints, Stripes, Made, Things to Do In Denver When You're Dead, Say Anything, Donnie Darko, Platoon, The Big Lebowski, Batman Begins, Lost In Translation, Garden State, Fight Club, The Departed, Chasing Amy, Vanilla Sky and a crap load of others
Arrested Development, The Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, the national news, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, Home Movies, Selab 2021, Harvey Birdman, The Brak Show, The Boondocks and the rest of the Adult Swim lineup, Meet the Press, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Chappelle Show, anything interesting on PBS and FSN New England Sports Tonight
Stephen Colbert's I Am America (And So Can You), The Zombie Survival Guide, Poe, Sedaris, Into The Wild etc.
Fox Mulder and Patrick Roy