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The Dude

What is the greatest of all human aspirations???...that is the question...

About Me

"Laughter is good for the soul",jokin,clubbin with my brohams!havin' a cocktail or 7...My name is Marty..but nobody calls me that...its dude...thats me man...im the dude...or his dudeness...or el duderino...if your're not into the whole brevity thing~... the dude abides...man...nice marmot...that rug really tied the room together...
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Dude
Birthday: May 20
Birthplace: Lake City, SC
Current Location: Mount Pleasant SC
Eye Color: baby blue
Hair Color: sandy brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right...during masterbation i'm a switch hitter;)
Your Heritage: irish..english
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: women...duh???
Your Fears: only God...he can f*ck your world up in the snap of his fingers!
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and shrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: visit brother in New Orleans and get ripped on Buorbon Street
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: right on...
Thoughts First Waking Up: masterbate or take a piss???
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: i'll get enough sleep when i'm dead
Your Most Missed Memory: time with my cousin Earl
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: le big mac
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...southern sweet tea baby!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both with whip cream on top
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke:
Do you Swear: only if she claws my back during sex;)
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: hell yes
Have you Been in Love: yes-the good and the bad
Do you want to go to College: im there man'
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: you have to or the world will swallow you up!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm an average guy...thats for others to decide
Are you a Health Freak: freak-yes....health is good...i do workout
Do you get along with your Parents: i love me mom n pops
Do you like Thunderstorms: definately
Do you play an Instrument: nahhh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is that a serious question?
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: isnt alcohol a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: more than once
In the past month have you been on Stage: nahhh
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: during the summer-more than once...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: man'...i'm the dude
Ever been called a Tease: hell no...the dude abides
Ever been Beaten up: i've lost one fight...one...
Ever Shoplifted: yes...i was 4...mom made me return it and appologize
How do you want to Die: listening to hendrix down by da' beach
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: toys-r-us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: all colors
Favourite Hair Color: all colors
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: doesn't matter
Weight: average
Best Clothing Style: cool
Number of Drugs I have taken: some
Number of CDs I own: many
Number of Piercings: couple
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

surfing,sports,lifting,clubbin...etc...man' what am I supposd to put in these boxes?I feel like I'm takin' a test.

I'd like to meet:

ewwwww dat monkey!!!someone...anyone???

Music:

...marley,hendrix,clapton,dylan,pink floyd,the beatles,the doors,the stones,eagles,journey(4doug),aerosmith,credence,nirvana,pear l jam,al green,all rock,hip-hop,country,rap,whateva...enough said!

Movies:

Horror,Sci-Fi,porn(j/k) ;)...Big Lebowski,Pulp Fiction,Old Yeller-don't act like you didnt cry...

Television:

football,surfing,porn(j/k)-not all in that order either ;)

Books:

porn mags(excellent articles on todays political issues),surfing,surfer,maxium...

Heroes:

Parents,family,friends,people who give of themselves instead of taking.(the world is full of givers and takers-we need more givers.)

My Blog

sleepy time....the dude is downnn....

THE DUDE IS IN SLEEP MODE:DO NOT DISTURB...I AM A CAGED ANIMAL WHEN SLEEPING...I WILL BITE YOU IF POKED WHILE SLEEPING...BUT IF YOU ARE A HOTTIE AND WANT SOME LOVIN...JUST NUDGE ME WITH YOUR BOOBS...T...
Posted by The Dude on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:29:00 PST

surfing video on my page...

Whatttt the fawkkk!!! Check out the size of that beast he's riding!!!!!!! At least a 40' wave...tow in and all!!!...
Posted by The Dude on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:40:00 PST

sleepy time...

the dude has left the building...its now 1:07 in the a.m....for all you late nighters...don't do anything i wouldn't do...and if you do...DO IT TWICE ;)~     have a good night...peace a...
Posted by The Dude on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:11:00 PST

music

she owes money to pornagraphers all over town...and thats cool...she kidnapped herself man...she kept the money...i'm mean...you gotta feed the monkey...right?-The BigLebowski(best movie everrr)...
Posted by The Dude on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST