"Quote of the Day":
"Im in the middle of rescueing some f***in dairy ice cream from my tie and theres a f***in set of company directors and a manager in a board room somewhere miles away waiting for me! I had to make up some RIGH B***S***!"
AND
"Thank you for your application to The Apprentice Series 4. This email is to confirm that we have received your application and that you have been shortlisted and would like to invite you to interview on Thursday 5th July."
A work colleague at 3:56pm "Ah, that's enough of that! I better log on now."
Classics;
When refering to pizza "Can I have some foot in that please?"
Also when refering to pizza "That pizza was horrible, I feel used!"
When watching TV "Get up on stage, shove one off their chair and shout 'Bollocks'"
Refering to a certain lady "No. Serious, mate. Shes a f*ing lovely girl"
On Myspace.com "I used to blame face-pic being s**t for not getting replies...now Im just gona blame my f*ing self"
From a fan during a football match last year (Litchenstien Vs England) "Come on England! Come on you f***ing c***s!"
Over msn:
"The following message could not be delivered to all recipients:
u int crashed have u? ffs"
"You're diamond, I know that" Cheers Andy
Talking about new music "Hendrix would turn in his grave!......Are you thinking what Im thinking?"
"Probably?"
"I have a spade but where would we get the rotating spit mechanism?"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Oh! Sorry!"
Over MSN "i cud do the physical stuff. ill kill him. u can set up the scam lol"
To my physics-studying mate at uni; "Nervous of being back? Getting a bit of a brownian motion?"
Karl talking about houses he saw when in Middlesburough; "One house had bullet holes in, prams just dumped"
I dont usually bother with this stuff but I like this site.Very quick life story:
Born in London and lived there before moving to Norfolk (yeah, Bernard Matthews, I know, I know...). Kings Lynn isnt the most exciting, cheerful or high-tech of places but at least... can't think of anything. Now thats enough of that!
