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LiL Dave

9/11 BABY BIN LADEN IN DA K!!!

About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lil Dave
Birthday: 9-11-86
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: IN DA K ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: Black
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Max Boots
Your Weakness: My surrounding
Your Fears: Strong gay midgits
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage peppers shrimp
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Air play
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Bitch!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: ME
Your Bedtime: later on
Your Most Missed Memory: the 90's
Pepsi or Coke: sprite
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: people still drink Tee?
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Koolaide
Do you Smoke: Hell na'll
Do you Swear: Hell muthafuckin na'll
Do you Sing: Do I look like Cris Brown?
Do you Shower Daily: yeah gotta scrub dem BALLZ!
Have you Been in Love: Simply put: NO
Do you want to go to College: Tryin to right now
Do you want to get Married: When that come out?
Do you belive in yourself: Im da shit and you can't tell me other wise!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: Imma slick lil nigga
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Nall it mess my cable up
Do you play an Instrument: MV-8000, Fantom XR, I can play like a million instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yesterday and I quit
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never always say no to drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Na'll she rather go on dates wit Erin
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell Na'll
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some nigga bitch didn't really want her tho just had to see if I still had it!
Ever been Drunk: Several times
Ever been called a Tease: Nope arragant, conceited, sexy, daddy, papi
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: like this
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A millionare
What country would you most like to Visit: No where Them insurgents aint playin!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: hazel
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'5"-5'8
Weight: 125-145
Best Clothing Style: sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: I DONT DO DRUGS
Number of CDs I own: About 5000!
Number of Piercings:
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Live life to the fullest NO REGRETS
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Sexiest Quiz Ever!
Your name: You know My name
Male or Female? Imma nigga and I like females
Your Age? 20
Sexual Preference? I just said I like females
Your Assets
Describe yourself (physically): Lord've Mercy!
Your favorite body part of your lover is: That Glute!
Where do you like to feel your lover's mouth the most? You tryin to get me in trouble now!!
Any special names for your parts? Im black don't need no damn pet names! take it!!
Describe your downtown haircut (If Any): Yeah the Dr. J Fro!!
Personal (DON'T LIE)!!
Do you masturbate? MAN HELL NALL!
If so, how often?
Have you ever had sex with a virgin? YEAH BUT THAT STILL SOUND LIKE A TRICK QUESTION THO
In an ideal relationship, how often should you have sex? LIKE I DO ABOUT 12 TIME A WEEK! LOL
When was the last time you had sex? ABOUT 13 HOURS AGO!
When was the last time you had an orgasm? I THOUGHT ONLY WHITE PEOPLE, GIRLS, AND PORNO STARS ONLY HAD THOSE
Have you ever had a one night stand? NALL
Have you ever had phone sex? HELL NALL
Have you ever had cyber sex? HELL NALL
Have you ever devoted a whole day to sex? ALL THE DAMN TIME
Do you like the lights on or off? DONT MATTER TO ME
Do you prefer normal, oral, or anal sex? NORMAL COMES NATURAL ORAL HAS TO BE LEARNED AND ANAL IS SOME CLASSIFIED "SHIT"
Oral: Giving or Receiving? RECEIVING PLEASE THANKYOU
Do you prefer giving/receiving Blow Jobs or Hand Jobs? NONE OF THAT SHIT
Ladies: Do you prefer to have your pussy eaten or eating pussy?
Do you prefer fingering or being fingered?
What's your favorite position? THE TABOO SPECIAL!! STIR IT LIKE MUTHAFUCKIN COFFEE!!!
What's the most positions you have used in one sex session? SHID LIKE 15-20 IM BE PUMPIN
What's your favorite pace? THE LONG STROKE THUNDER PUMP!!
How do you like it baby? Rough, soft, sexy,etc. M.I.A?
Orgasms & Have You Evers
Have your ever faked an orgasm? HELL NALL BLUE BALLS!!!
How many times have you cum in one sex session? LIKE 3 SHE USUALLY CANT STAND 2!!!
Your reaction to an orgasm: Moan, pant, gasp, scream, etc.? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ORGASM SHIT???
Do you spit or swallow? MY DADDY TOLD ME NOT TO EAT SHIT MY MAMA AINT NEVER COOKED FOR US!!
Do you like the taste of the opposite sex's cum? I DONT EAT PUSSY
Have you ever tasted yourself? I CAN LICK MY SHOULDER IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN
Are you loud during sex? MY THUNDEROUS PUMPING TEND TO CREATE HIGH DECIBAL NOISES!
Have you ever watched porn? YEAP
Have you ever watched a live stripper? YEAP
Have you ever been a stripper? NOPE
Have you ever used toys on yourself? HELL NALL WHO THE FUCK WRITE THESE THINGS?
Do you like talking during sex? SOMETIMES THAT THE ONLY TIME SHE'LL LISTEN
Have you ever been complimented on your sexual techniques? EVERYDAY
Have you ever had sex in a car? YEAP
If yes, was the car moving? IT WASN'T DRIVIN BUT THAT MUFUCKA WAS MOVING!
Have you ever had sex in the water? (pool, ocean, etc.) NOT YET
Have you ever had sex at work or at school? YEAP
Have you ever used food for sexual purposes? NALL
Have you ever had a threesome or any type of group sex? YEAP
Have you ever had sex while others were in the room? YEAP
Have you ever been caught masturbating? I DONT RAPE MY SELF
Have you ever been caught having sex? YEAP
Has anyone ever watched you have sex? I DONT KNOW
Have you ever kissed anyone of the same sex? THATS GAY ASS HELL!!
Have you ever had sex with anyone of the same sex? THATS GAYER THAN GAY!!!!
Have you ever answered the phone while having sex, and kept going? YEAP
Have you ever broken anything while having sex? YEAP
Describe your best sexual experience: M.I.A?
Describe your biggest fantasy: MY BIGGEST FANTASY IS ABOUT MONEY NOT PUSSY
Where is the wildest place you've had sex? IN THE WEIGHTROOM
Have you ever had complaints from the neighbors about the noise during sex? I WISH A MUFUCKA WOULD SAY SOMETHIN
Have you ever watched a live sex show? I TRIED TO MAKE ONE!LOL
Do you look at adult magazines? NALL
Do you ever sleep with your partner in your mout? ;) WHAT THE FUCK?
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My Interests

The Anatomy of M.I.A! My Music, Xbox, Money, the same EZ minds of Materialistic females hahahahahahahaha!!!

I'd like to meet:

Abel Collizard, Bill Clinton, Ron Jeremy, Dave Chapelle, Snoop, Katt Williams, Pharell, a fat girl that don't know she fat so she still try to do lil girl shit! The Founder of Section 8. The Forefathers of Bootleg CDs DVDs Face Towels. Yo Boyfriend/girlfriend. Where they ass at while you sittin up here laughin at my survey answers?

Music:

Mine! Period

Movies:

Don't Be A Menace To K-Town While Drinkin Priv' On Maypole And Kildare Shootin The Breeze Wit The Brothaz Thinkin About What Chick You Can Slide On Right In The Hood.

Television:

This one right here

Books:

MV-8000 Owner's Manual

Heroes:

DUFFMAN