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Tim

What was all that one in a million talk?

About Me

Hmmmm

My Interests

My baby girl puts meaning into all that I do now, so she is definitly number one of my interests. Other than that its sports, gambling, hanging out with friends, playing guitar, and having fun. "Life moves pretty fast, if you dont slow down once in a while, you could miss it".

I'd like to meet:

Still thinking of the last question.

Music:

Rock n roll, country, and a little of everything.

Movies:

Okay, the bet is $20. Carnal knowledge, of a ladie this time, on the premesis..........this is not Nam, there are rules.........Bartenderrrrrrrr, do you know a Mary Swanson?..........It took me about 48 hours. Which is not bad considering I carved it by hand from one piece of wood. Its an alter, or you might call it a hoppa............Thats what I like about these high school girls. I get older, they stay the same age..........Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips it tastes so good..........Pardon my French, but your an asshole. An asshole..........Your so money, your so fuckin money and you dont even know it. Your like this bear, your like this big fuckin bear, with these huge claws. And theres a little rabbit. And your wondering how your gonna kill the rabbit. And you got these huge fucking claws.........I said twisting your arm to Munson! I cant wait to tell people..........HDS coming through! HDS sir and how are you this afternoon? Alrighty then. (sounds broken). Most likely sir but im sure it was something nice. Now if you'll please sign here, print here, initial here, we'll get the rest of the forms out to you later. Thats a lovely dog sir mind if I pet him........If you take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive........But you aint got no legs luitenent Dan........Greg for the last time jinksy did'nt flush the toilet. Hes a cat for crissake. The cat does'nt even have thumbs, Focker........Is it the frank or the beans?FRANKS AND BEANS.........I go across the middle. And theres someone trying to kill me. I say get killed. Catch the ball. TOUCHDOWN. Booyaa, I make miracles happen baby.........Ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light.........True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean. But thats not what he said. He said, to blave. Which means to bluff.........

Television:

ESPN, family guy, comedy central, the history channel (in that order). And when im closing the bar, its VH1 classic

Books:

Anything on poker.

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa

Don't Worry About It Thomas V3.6 !