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phillip

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About Me

Christianity: There's a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father who will, if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your lord and master, remove an evil force inherent in humanity because a woman created from a guy's rib bone ate an apple because a talking snake told her to.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Crystal Princess Pony from My Little Pony. The conductor from Shining Time Station, Captain Carl from Pee Wee's playhouse(although hes dead and in hell), Cobra Commander and possibly, possibly, Skeletor although he is an asshole. oh, and my mother. In that respecive order.

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