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martinez

How does a blind guy know when he's done wiping?

About Me

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My Interests

I have ADD

I'd like to meet:

Shaq, so that i can tell me how much I hated kazaam. what the hell is this thing anyway?href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobo t/"
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Music:

RAP, ROCK, PUNK, and my fvorite POLKA(not really)

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Lucky Number Slevin, and The Notebook(REALLY)

Television:

tv is just a government conspiracy to promote better education.

Books:

Mostly Highlights for kids

Heroes:

every single one of the men below
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[Marital Status] Married
[Shoe size] 10
[Parents still together] nope
[Siblings] five
[Pets] none
FAVORITES
[Color] yellow or gold
[Number] 5
[Animal] leopard
[Drinks] el dorado, scoobie snacks, liquid cocaine
[Soda] churrry pepsi
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] only ony the weekends
[Have tattoos?] five
[Have Piercings?] two
[Cheat on tests/homework?] depends on what its on
[Drink/Smoke?] i smoke when i drink
[Like roller coasters?] only the ones that kill people in movies
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes, uzbeckistan
[Want more piercings?] no
[Like cleaning?] sometimes
[Write in cursive or print?] combo
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] yes
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yes
[Considered a life of crime?] Look at the display name
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] currently
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] yes for their benifit
[Been used?] yup
[Been cheated on?] yup
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes and its hilarious
[Stolen anything?] shhh!
[Held a gun] about twelve different types
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] jeans and white shirt
[Current mood] passive
[Current taste] milk and chorizo, the pork kind
[What you currently smell like] a man
[Current hair] black
[Current thing I ought to be doing] something more productive than this
[Current cd in stereo] musiq soulchild(dont hate)
[Last book you read] the hymnal
[Last movie you saw] crank
[Last thing you ate] pork chorizo
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my wife
[Do drugs?] sometimes i wish
[Believe there is life on other planets?] nerd
Remember your first love?] yup
[Still love him/her?] fuck that slut
[Read the newspaper?] sometimes
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] a couple
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] yeah sure boss ok.
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] stupid me
[Have an obsession?] my wife
[Collect anything?] ear wax
[Have a best friend?] I'm in between friends
[Close friends?] i got some of those
[Like your handwriting?] sometimes
[Care about looks] on me?
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] this chick in middle school(fuckin whore)
[First kiss] does my mom count?
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] yes
[Too shy to make the first move?] yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] sometimadfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaflkjjjjj, i guess sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Bitch/Asshole] asshole big time
[sarcastic] yes and i love it cockwad
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] kinda
[Talkative] can be
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the basis

ok all i feel like saying is that no matter who you are, including myself, we all make mistakes and judge people the wrong way. this is my first blog so i want to make it a good one and say something ...
Posted by A mafia leader! on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:52:00 PST