My name is Tyson and I don't like to be called anything else. I am addicted to caffiene and used to smoke regularly, after the prompting from my friends I quit...and thank god...because smoking is gross and bad for you, not to mention it darkened my teeth a couple shades...hence my lack of smiling pictures. I am obsessed with plastic surgery shows...and I am going to get some work done someday, unless I become famous before I can do so. People say they get confused by me...and I don't know why...I also hate it when people treat me differently because of the way that I look. When I'm talking to you, please look at me...and I have the tendency of when people break up with me, they fool themselves into thinking they were in love with me...it's not true. If they were IN LOVE WITH ME WE WOULD STILL BE DATING so...if you hear that lie...don't believe it. I don't believe in dating anymore...I like to mess around and more or less be a date slut...although I'm not a slut...I've tried it, and it's not fun but it pays well...or so I hear ;). I like playing with people's emotions and pulling them in really close and then pushing them away, except for a certain few. I consider myself to be a catch...and I don't think that I'm attractive, but people keep telling me that. I lie, compulsively...I don't mean to, it just happens. When I get bored or stressed or tired or mean, I turn on pop music from the 90s and sing and dance to it (I'm talking Backstreet, N'Sync, Spice Girls, Britney, etc...) That is probably the most embarrassing thing there is to know about me...I tend to crush a lot...but I like keeping them as crushes because there is no committment...once there is a possibility of that I tend to run away...no one has made me want to settle down...I like to eat pretzels dipped in Mayonaise...and someday I am pretty sure that I will die of a heart attack...but not from that. I go on kicks and download a ton of music because I like one song from that artist. If I could have one wish, I wish that I was so famous I had to have a decoy just so that I could go to the bathroom...make me famous
