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I hate it when people ask me "so what do you do for fun"... i always say "nothing" ... because guess what... that's what i do. i work my ass off every single day that way i do not have to depend on anybody, watch tv, read a good book, go out with Sabrina every now and then and do my best to be a great mother to my gorgeous lil Girl and that's about it. it may not be exciting to you... but i like it.i've worked hard on my profile, i don't expect ANYONE to read all of it EVER, but if you ever DO want to know something about me... my life is on this page pretty much.Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. i LOVE the rain, and i'll stand in it no matter if it's sprinkling or pouring. When i stand in the rain i never have to think about any of life's bullshit and it feels like whoever put us on this fucked up planet is touching my skin personally, and it makes me feel better. I laugh in most situations, especially really really uncomfortable ones, and the ones when laughing makes you seem like the biggest bitch in the world...I laugh when people get really mad at me and usually when i'm really upset about something. When poeple meet me, they usually say what a bitch cuz I dont really wanna deal with them in the beginning, i just sit back and watch them, i am very observative guess thats why i dont have so many friends, ah fuck it, but the onse who know me better know i am a freak, haha i love my family with all my heart and will stick up for them in a heartbeat, i pretty much think EVERYTHING is fucking hilarious, i love art, i am independent, i'm always bored, i love history, I HATE WEAKNESS, the 50..s are my passion, i hate to be alone, i'm lazy, i think that most ALL females are 2-faced, friends are very important to me, and if you fuck with them you fuck with me, i hate sluts, i'm very stubborn, i am a fireball, i'm a piscis to the fullest extent, i get distracted easily, i like taking pictures of things, id be a really good actress, i'm not scared of rejection (it actually depends), i should have been gay, unfortunately, i'm very straight, i cant stand men with hair on their chest, i worry a lot , i think everyone can change if they want to, i like it when it hurts, i bruise easily, i have issues (yeah u were right Chris), i laugh when people fall down, i hate crowds, new places make me uncomfortable, i get jealous easily, i'm afraid of heights, i am very open and blunt, i will tell you if i don't like you, i like just watching TV, if it seems like i don't care it's probably because i am tired/lazy, i am moody, i hate shopping, i hate stupid ppl if i wanted to date a girl, i'd be a lesbian, men should act like men...i think the reason some people really love having me around so much is because i'm a genuine friend to the end, if you ever need anything call me, i will listen, i will give advice, i will let you crash at my house, i will come get you when your car sucks, i will love you, i will cry with you, i will hold you, i will gaurantee fun and deliever, i will hug you, i will stay with you while you sleep, i will check under your bed and in the closets for monsters, i will babysit for you, i will tie your shoes, i will sit in silence with you, i won't break my promises to you, i will give you the shirt off my back, i will lend you money, i will lay next to you, i will watch tv with you, i will sit at the park with you, i will bring you chicken soup when you're sick, i'll drive you to the air port, i'll help you move, i'll say i'm sorry, i'll forgive you. then again i'm sure some people can't stand me because once you fuck up bad enough... i can make your life really really bad. so if you want a really great friend i'm here, but if you cross me then prepare to have a diabolical enemy. haha my favorite words are fuckin, cunt, bitch, gangsta, bitchin', shit, whatever, chaos, infamous, fucking christ, i hate girls, and yes i do know that i am one i want to be famous, or infamous which ever comes first mostly i think i get hurt too easily Just so we're clear on this. i'm absolutely retarded... and quite happy that way...This profile was pimped out at PimpWebpage.com PimpWebpage.com
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