getting people stoned, going to 7 Eleven at 3am for munchies, chillin' witgh my friends. Helping people make new friends, typos, missed exits, going 30 in the left lane of the interstate, leaving my blinker on, concerts, raves, TV, sex, art, money, love, spirituality, bars, nightclubs, avoiding law enforcement, lighters, bowls, bongs, rolling papers, Doritos, long drives with the top down, sun bathing, head (giving and recieving), movies, playing cards, flying a kite, playing golf, bowling, checkers, chess, dominoes, working on a car, studying, relaxing....I guess I am pretty much down for anything that you are.
Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses, Sick People, Lawyers, Judges, Members of Congress, Senators, The President, Chemists, Farmers, Your Gas Tank, Big Oil Company Execs, Educators, Activists, Party People, Rock Stars, Actors, Accountants, Jocks, Nerds, Dorks, Hippies, Punkers, Ravers, Rockers, Auto Mechanics, Artists, Nudists, Nymphomaniacs, Metal Heads, Seamstresses, Hair Stylists, Chemists, Miners, Delivery Guys, Brewmasters, Models, Gays, Lesbians, Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Rastafarians, Hindus, Africans, Europeans, Latinos, Native Americans and anyone else.
Rock, Pop, Hip Hop, Techno, Country, Classical, Indie, Soul, R&B anything really!
Reefer Madness, Weeds, Heavy Metal, Stealing Kansas, Anything with Cheech and Chong, Friday, Half Baked
Whatever you like
Q.What is a Stoner's Favorite kinda Car?A BlazerQ.What Disease Does a Stoner Have when they have short-term memory loss?Potheimers
Q. What did the stoner's wife say to him before he left for Vietnam?A. Doobie careful.Q. What do you call a big hole in the road that smokes pot?A. A pot hole.
Q. What did the paper say to the weed right before they left?A. Let's roll!Q. What do you call a stoned epileptic?A. Shake and bake.
Q. Why did the hippie cut his lawn?A. To get some grass.Q. What do you call money that grows on trees?A. Weed!Q. How do you stop an army of stoners on horseback?A. Turn off the carousel.
Q: Why do they call them roach clips?A: Because pot holder was already taken.Q. What is the difference between a politician and a stoner?A. A politician doesn't inhale....they just suck.Q. How do you get a one-armed hippie out of a tree?A. Pass him a Joint
Q. What do you call tokin' a doobie with your friends?A. A joint effort.
Cheech and Chong, Bob Marley, Woody Harrelson, the guy who invented the bong