Liquor & Revenge
I'd like to meet:
No one really. I've met lots of people. I'm good.
Music:
The Ramones (the greatest band of all time), Mojo Nixon (quite possibly the best lyricist of our time), D.O.A. , The Subhumans (the good Roy Goble ones, not those other cluckys), The Donnas (and when is everyone else gonna realize these chicks rock?), Six Pack Jacket of course, The Haut Chachis (and no matter what people say he did or did not do, I believe their drummer is still a good person), Nashville Pussy, Billy Joel (what? I fuckin' kill you), The Cramps, The Clash (their early stuff anyway), The Darkness (I don't care what Jesse says, those guys do rock), Tim Curry (he do the rock when he can get it), Sloppy Seconds (quite possibly the second best lyricists of our time), The Vindictives, Thin Lizzy, Screeching Weasel, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys (every once in a while), Primus, Johnny Thunders (did I put him in my heroes section? I should have), The New York Dolls, Black Sabbath, Jonathan Richman (so put down the cigarette and get a g-i-r-l-f-r-e-n), and, oh, I could just go on and on but I have a short attention whatever...
Movies:
Big Trouble in Little China (the greatest action movie of all time... did I put Jack Burton in my heroes list? I should have). Anything with giant monkeys fighting dinosaurs... or robots. Anything with regular sized monkeys fighting robots. Anything with regular sized monkeys hanging out with guys like Clint Eastwood who fights other people (although if he had been fighting robots those movies would've been WAY cooler). They Live because it had wrestlers AND aliens, which makes it possibly the greatest science fiction movie ever made. Buffalo 66, the best love story ever told. Deadly Friend, the second best love story ever told because Kristy Swanson was an insane robot who killed people. Anything with laser guns, laser swords, laser beams, laser beam credit cards or laser eyes. Abbot and Costello meets Dracula. Abbot and Costello meets Blacula (never really happened but dammit it should have. Guaranteed Oscar material). Oh, and Basket Case.
Television:
Get Smart, Rocky and Bullwinkle, most cartoons, Magnum P.I. (the only show from my childhood that still holds up), Melrose Heights 902102402 ( I am a young adult, and I'm in love), Aqua Teen Hunger Force (it's by far the greatest thing on tv... ever), Mr. Show (because it's never too late to say "You're welcome") Anything with Skeletor in it (did I put him in my heroes list? I should have).
Books:
Books are from the devil and tv is twice as fast
Heroes:
Mojo Nixon, Manson, Dee Dee Ramone, L. Ron Hubbard and anyone else who falls into the category of "Crazy as a shithouse rat."