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About Me

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I'm an average girl from ehhh lets say Edinburgh (Winchburgh is nothing to be proud of) love my music, I have an amazing boyfriend, love my mates //the good ones// love going out up town to opium(2nd home eh Rud?), cav, massa, and sometimes city and stereo, when we're really stuck for options :P At Uni just now which is a drag, but hey it's got to be done. I'll write more here later.x-x-x you love it.xx
+++CLAIM TO FAME: I'VE BEEN HUGGED, INTENSELY, BY SIR PATRICK STUMP. IT MADE ME WARM INSIDE AND THAT WARMTH WON'T EVER GO AWAY BBBBBIIIITTTCCCCHHHEESSSSS+++
--- &&& I MET CHRIS FROM SKINS LAST WEEK AT CAV - JEALOUS MUCH?
+Step one: slit my throat
+Step two: play in my blood
+Step three: cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house
+Step four: stop off at Edgebrook Creek and rinse your crimson hands
+You took me hostage and made your demands
+I couldn't meet them so you cut off my fingers
+one by one-:.
Check this shit out fuckers...

++The Definition of Flange++
1. Flange
Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.
Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.
The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

2. Flange
Slang for the Labia Majora. The vulva.
I went nude sunbathing and I sunburnt my flange. It looks like a slice of watermelon
3. Flange
An undesirable vagina with excess skin that can hold the thick end of an irn-bru bottle.
There's a small boy stuck in that lassies flange!!!
4. Flange
Grotesque minge often scented like mackerel which oozes chunks
Close your legs your mackerel scented flange is putting me off my food
5. Flange
A term for a womans vagina usually as an insult.
She has a smelly flange
6. Flange
a) a name for the vagina
b) a insult that has nothing to do with vaginas at all. used as a nonsence word.
c) my flange is really itchy, i think i have crabs.
d) "dave, you are such a flange!" or "oi, flange give me a cigarette"

7. Flange
A womans vagina!
Darling?...You've got a lovely flange!?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Legends :
Matt Skiba | Nicole Richie | Adam Lazzara | Mark Hoppus | Johnny Cash | ***Patrick Stump - OH WAIT, I ALREADY FUCKING DID!! best.hug.of.me.life*** | Kanye West | Courtney Love | The Brat Pack [even the ones who were only in like one movie] | Wentworth Miller [I'm a sucker for a tortured genius...] | Robert Knepper [Theodore, I love you]

OK I know I have like a million fuckin videos on here, but just check this out. Pretty hilarious - watch it to the end.

My Blog

.::it's not like it hurts that much anyway::.

I wish I could be someone else, somehwere else, with something else to live for. Surely theres more to crave than this. More in life to wish for than superficiality. It's not like I've stopped breathi...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:33:00 GMT

.::way in love::.

O.m.fucking.g... Valentines Day. wow. the best. amazing. way-fucking-awesome. .::-it's not a side effect of the cocaine, I'm thinking it must be love-::. I can't explain how I feel caus...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:38:00 GMT

.::-lets get these teen hearts beating fast, faster-::.

This song remind me of mark, its absolutely amazing. It reminds me of a situation I was stuck in a while ago and I kinda see the song as if from Mark's perspective. Even thought it reminds me of a fuc...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 10:59:00 GMT

at uni.

At Uni and so undescribably bored. Just been at first lecture of the new trimester, it was Public Law. Omg seriously, we have the worst lecturer ever, no competition. *sympathy plz*.  &nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:10:00 GMT