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About Me


..About me... I LOVE my Family and my Friends. They are the most important things in my life! XXX MY MUM IS MY BEST FRIEND AND MY ROCK.XXXMY SON IS MY INSPIRATION.XXXI am an artist of the MUSICAL variety.XXXMY old "DAMN HOT" Supported SAXON at the GARAGE in Glasgow on 08/01/2009XXXI TEACH SINGING and stage craft.XXXI play 3 instruments. XXXI am a writer and I write. XXX I LOVE to laugh (out loud, LOUDLY) XXXI sing ALL the time. XXXI say I LOVE YOU cos I really mean it!XXXI LOVE flowers and HEARTS. XXXI adore my boyfreind Felix. He is awesome! He treats me like a queenXXXI DANCE everyday at work, in my livingroom and in the street. XXXI LOVE to make people smile or laugh out loud. XXX I can talk to my cat (the Kat who knows where its at) and (she talks back)I LOVE HIGHLAND COWSXXXMY old band " THE JOY FOUNDATION" supported JOOLS HOLLAND in the Summer of 2007. In front of 5000 people.XXXBite MEXXXI always try to do my best in EVERYTHING I do.XXXI love reading and learing new things.XXXI LOVE driving and listening to music so if u want me to come and see you ANYTIME night or day I'm there. (as long as my ipod is charged!)XXXI have a bright shocking pink feather duster. XX Its ROCK! (believe me)I will inspire and be inspired.XXXI believe a postive attitude in everything I do is the best way forward.XXX (i really do)I am a strong independant woman who does not suffer fools gladly.XXXI am not looking for a relationship right now I'm too busy with my music, friends and family.XXXI'm terrible at spelling, but I write really well.XXXDriving through puddles is fun! (but its dangerous kids!) XXXI admire people who talk elequently, have GOOD manners believe in worthwhile causes, have REAL personality and are educated, well read or/and intelligent but not pretentious.XXXI LOVE the arts and arty people.XXXMost men bore the TITS off me after a few dates.(sometimes even just a few sentances)XXX(sorry guys)I've got one boob slightly bigger than the other! hahaXXXMOST GUYS FEEL THE NEED TO LOVE A THOUSAND WOMEN A REAL MAN KNOWS HOW TO LOVE ONE WOMAN A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS!I LOVE Good Old Fashioned Rock n Roll but I dont pratice it! (Well... a little bit sometimes is good for the soul.I believe in myself.XXXI am Very Passionate about everything dear to me.XXXDRUGS are BAD Dont do DRUGS!!XXXI DONT follow the crowd.(unless it's an actual crowd and there all running away from a HAZARD!!!)I'm not attracted to men who Drink, SMOKE or take DRUGS.XXX I NEVER settle for second bestXXXI LIVE MY DREAMS.XXXI GIVE GOOD ADVICE.XXXI'm not trying to impress you I'm just doing what I do.XXXI WOULD BLOW UR FUCKING MIND!!!XXXPEACE N LOVE. XXX

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fab, groovy, arty, freindly, genuine people! Bawbags need not apply!!! Billy Conolly, Prince, Pink, Jesus(WOT A DUDE) Madonna Jools Holland (again) Marilyn Munroe, Russell Brand, Stephen Fry, Mother Therasa, Ghandi, Budda, Mother Mary, Elisabeth Ist, Joan of Arc, Annie Lennox,The Dali Lama, GOD
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star .
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Blog

my likes and dislikes

MY LIKEY THINGS Doodling, Dancing, Cuddling, Rainbows, Hot Sun, Tattoos, Leather, Lace, Mint Chocolate, Big Hair, Surprises, Suede, Horses, Trees, Kissing, Funky Niteclubs thats stay open un...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Billy Conolly’s 13 he hates about people teehee

..> 13 things i hate about people :::   1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I knowwhere my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotchwhen I a...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 04:30:00 GMT

WORDS OF WISDOM

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Evening news is where...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 06:20:00 GMT

Most recent gig for oxjam in fife

Kingdom Acoustic Sessions: Glenrothes' Kingdom Centre shoppers were treated to two promising acoustic acts on Saturday afternoon, Perth's Lady Miss Emma and Dunfermline's hugely talented Ross Adam. An...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:42:00 GMT

Toxic Relationships (Deepak Chopra)

  I have definitely experinced this situation with my last two relationships. Not as much in them making me phyiscally ill but preventing me from being myself and growing as a person and a musici...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:46:00 GMT

BLONDE JOKES LOVE THEM!!!

?Blonde bank robbers Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. J...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:13:00 GMT

What guys should know about girls

(Written by a guy)  1.Do not turn up at their house un anounced ALWAYS call first!2. Don`t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:35:00 GMT

Milan. The best city I have visited yet!

I just got back from 5 day adventure in Milan. It was awesome! What an absolutely fantastic city Milan is. The people are so friendly, beautiful and colourful. There are clothes and shoe shops everywh...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 14:07:00 GMT

my first blog

..> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Miss Emma Birthday: 27th may 76 Birthplace: scotland Current Location: perth Eye Color: they change acording to my mood Hair Color: blonde Heigh...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:33:00 GMT