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[More Tequila, More Love, More Anything. More Is Better]. ♥

About Me

All That I Am. All That I Ever Was.
i'm not really sure how best to describe me. i'm a fluid concept right now. not very certain about anything much.
but i am a quarter scottish. which makes me practically god. don't ask for my reasoning on this. just accept it.
i'm addicted to broccolli.
i have a tendency for geekosity. i don't care, so why should you?
i hate bad spelling. really i do. it absolutely gets to me. like mixing up "their" and "there". it makes my eyes throw up.
i despise my dog. he's like a chihuahua on a fat man's leg. he ate my phone. bastard
i'm a vegetarian. i don't eat anything with a face.
oh - and i recently got informed i have 'Swamp Coloured Eyes'. and if that's not an endearing feature, i don't know what is, yeah?.
on a positive note, i dislike people who categorise themselves, disagree with me, abbreviate everything - like 'tbh' or 'pml' (who knows what those things even stand for?!), attention seek, lie/backstab/bitch, or generally make an arse of themselves. if you are one of these sinners, knock yourselves out. in the nicest way possible. naturally.
i adore my friends. each and every one of them. obv. doesn't everyone? they make me grin. like um...
this-- =D
well. to sum things up. i'm ellie. hey . i'm NOT eleanor. calling me by my full name is practically blasphemy. Away Laughing On A Fast Camel.

My Interests

the randomness of life - i have way too many questions for a person of height five foot four.

I'd like to meet:

einstein. my homeboy.
pete doherty. although skank, genius.
adam lazzara. aka god.
the guy who invented baked beans. i LOVE you.
will young. what? he's adorable. and yeah. it is a minor obsession, okay?

you'll do.

johnny depp would do nicely as well. too bad i'm out of his league.

Music:

snow patrol. rolling stones. blink. eagles of death metal. fratellis. yeah yeah yeahs. babyshambles. a&a. the fray. chilli peppers. p!atd. the strokes. taking back sunday. dire straits. subways. radiohead. secondhand serenade. my chemical romance. belle & sebastian. kooks. killers. all-american rejects. incubus. wolfmother. bullet for my valentine. eagles of death metal. kinks. guillemots. imogen heap. muse. jet. placebo. rufus wainwright. the vines. jack's mannequin. metric. kill hannah. deftones. the academy is. air traffic. jimmy eat world. boxcar racer. motion city soundtrack. ffaf.

Movies:

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television.
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, sprit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future.
Choose life.

Books:

books are brilliant and geeks will rule the world. make a geek your friend. do it.
pride and prejudice
emma
1984
animal farm
wuthering heights
jane eyre
vanity fair
lord of the flies
catch-22

Heroes:

Steen - Best Friend. since the year dot. surprises me every day. makes me insanely jealous, but will probably always be a better person than me.

Riley - My Favourite Emo. a beautiful person. better than you, actually. love her.

Chels - Best Friend. never fails to make me giggle. never fails to be funnier than me. sick .

Jay - Sceptical, but Utterly Brilliant. don't know what i ever did without her.

Abbie - Sweetie. The One That Deserves Better.

Char - Sweetheart.

Helz - The One I Miss.

My Blog

more of anything. More Is Better.

fuck it.yes. a little angsty. also, i think i may have cried a little bit yesterday, when i called a 'wallaby' a 'willybee', and then realised how wrong it sounded. then realised that i'm applyin...
Posted by [this-ellie] ♥ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:38:00 PST

UniversityBe.

New Revised Personal Statement: "Hi. I'm Ellie. I'm great. I will fill your university with greatness. Accept me or i'll pull out your spleen with my bare hands. And yes, it will hurt. And y...
Posted by [this-ellie] ♥ on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST

prawns...

don't they just make you heave? the texture the way they look a bit like foetuses the fact that, when you bite them, they still feel like they're alive. the whiskers the beady eyes it's not hard to ha...
Posted by [this-ellie] ♥ on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:35:00 PST

[Not A Victory March]

  it worries me that i counted to 10 to stop me from stabbing my boss.it worries me that i accidentally said 'anal' in front of The New Guy.it worries me that i'm singing in spanish without knowi...
Posted by [this-ellie] ♥ on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:45:00 PST

InOverMyHead.

thought i may update those who are of the majority. today. my dog licked the pavement. five minutes ago, he coughed up a pebble.i've discovered i enjoy perving at 16 year old blonde spies. i say multi...
Posted by [this-ellie] ♥ on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST