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Beya

Santa Barabara Bendita Patrona de los Mineros

About Me

i like to laugh at shameful celebrities making disgraces of themselves.

i also like to laugh at vegans/freegans get into a terrible fluster trying to explain why not eating an egg is really such an admirable thing. ha!

My Interests

TRAVELLING

LATIN AMERICAN POLITICS

THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR

THE REPUBLIC OF SPAIN

PS. I AM NOT AN ANARCHIST

PPS. I AM NOT A TREE HUGGING, SEED EATING, NON ARMPIT SHAVING, DREADLOCK SPORTING, CHE GUEVARA STYLE BERET WEARING, PHILOSOPHY READING TRAVELLER. I DO WASH. AND I AM NOT A TWATTER

I'd like to meet:

'feed the africans' Bono 'i have a personal fortune of £750million yet still have the audacity to preach to people about giving money' so that i can punch him in the face.

John Waters so that we can drink cocktails, do each others hair and talk about boys.

Every single person who owns a 'NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN' t-shirt. They should all be shot, might as well round them up and kill them all in one go.

Music:

VICTOR JARA..VIOLETA PARRA..JOAN BAEZ..LEONARD COHEN..MANU CHAO..MANO NEGRA..ATAHUALPA YUPANQUI..SILVIO RODRIGUEZ..SHAKIRA..OSCAR CHAVEZ..MERCEDES SOSA..JOAQUIN SABINA..JOAN MANUEL SERRAT...CARLOS PUEBLA..BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB...RONI SIZE...PUBLIC ENEMY...DOCTOR KRAPULA...LOS BERRONES

Television:

Television rots the brain, except for hollyoaks of course.

Books:


PABLO NERUDA GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ
FEDERICO GARCIA LORCA JORGE LUIS BORGES
I ALSO LIKE SIDNEY SHELDON. HE IS THE TRASHIEST NOVELIST EVER. I LOVE HIM. OF COURSE HE IS DEAD NOW.

Heroes:


THE INTERNATIONAL BRIGADES THE REPUBLICANS

My Blog

Mi Casa Es Tu Casa

Oh.My.God you will shit your whole selves. So anyway, for those of you not in the know I'm moving to South America this coming February with my sexy boyfriend Carl.   I've been browsing the sexy ...
Posted by Beya on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Colours

Turns out it is possible to make your blog look like a big fat bag of sick.        
Posted by Beya on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Let me see you move like you come from Colombia.

OH. MY. GOD. SHAKIRA. IS. GOD. THE. WOMAN. IS. AMAZING. I. WANT. HER. BABIES. I. WANT. HER. STOMACH. I. WANT. HER. HAIR. I. WANT. HER. You get my drift. Sunday night was pretty fucking swell-a well-a...
Posted by Beya on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

April 14th. Only the best day of the year.

Respect to the Second Spanish Republic and all that! ESPANA, MANANA, SERA REPUBLICANA! 14th April 1931.  ...
Posted by Beya on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

Paris, Shakira and being cold.

Im going to Paris on Sunday because my boyfriend is the best ever and he is taking me. He also bought me a ticket to see Shakira, but he's not coming because he thinks she's shit. He's an idiot, but I...
Posted by Beya on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

Too late to post a new years blog? I think not.

So, new years was great. I spent christmas is Asturias (spain, but not costa del fucking crime) and then my favourite people came over on new years eve. That Anna and Carl. Anna's boyfriend Tom came a...
Posted by Beya on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:30:00 PST

the world is a little bit better, say it a little bit louder

It been a good couple of weeks. Sunday 3rd Chavez was re-elected in Venezuela The following Sunday (10th) Pinochet popped his scummy little trampy clogs. All in all I think the world is that little ...
Posted by Beya on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:33:00 PST

i have managed to put up 6 shit pictures. enjoy.

first thing is first. 73 shitting people have looked at my blog. now, i don't want to get difficult or anything, but where exactly are my 73 comments? apart from a select few (you know who you are and...
Posted by Beya on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

THE `CICLONE` IS COMING! thats hurricane to all you little people.

so, i`ve been here a week now. and what a week its been. firstly i can`t put any pictures up at the moment as i`m yet to find a computer that will let me do it. But let it be known my pictures are HEC...
Posted by Beya on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST

IM GOING TO CUBA ON SUNDAY. I MAY DIE. SO YOU ALL BETTER BE NICE TO ME. OR YOU'LL FEEL BAD.

hey bitches, so anyway, this sunday im off to cuba. yes i am.you heard right, cuba. i know i am amazerrrrrring!!! im such a jet setter, and where i find the time to go on all these little adventu...
Posted by Beya on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:26:00 PST