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About Me

About three parts brilliant, and about one part retarded. That sounds egotistical, but you have to realize how far down 25% retardation can drag one.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An anthropomorphic talking sandwich. Wouldn't that be somethin'?

My Blog

How the Donner Party Made Me $$!

I recently sold four articles to a travel website (somewhat pseudonymously), and one of them has now been posted. I'm particularly proud of it, so check it out. BTW, I only wrote the part under "Bring...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 09:14:00 GMT

My Weird History

Inspired by Heather, who sometimes posts the oddest things in her Google search history box, here's what comes up in mine:A: abortion fundingB: Benjamin Franklin fartC:  copper-nose Harry (also "...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 14:31:00 GMT

From Gay to British (If Theres a Difference)

 After I reviewed a lesbian novel written by a friend, Amazon.com started recommending lesbian items to me. No big deal. Some of it was okay stuff. Several interesting artsy movies. After a while...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 21:08:00 GMT

Best Books I Read 2006

I keep a list of everything I read in a coffee-and-wine-stained little fabric book. Looking over it yesterday, I thought it might be nice to share the highlights from this past year.In the Robinson Si...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 10:31:00 GMT

The Mile High Club Lobby Is Hard at Work, Apparently

 In preparation for my trip to Madison tomorrow, I thought I'd visit the FAA website and see just what can and can't be in my carry-on luggage. Now that all liquids and gel-like substances aren't...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 14:46:00 GMT

Martin Amis signed my WHAT?

 I found a copy of Time's Arrow (first ed.) at work recently that had a plate signed by Martin Amis, but it hadn't been affixed. It occured to me that since I  already have a first of Time's...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 09:56:00 GMT

Style Icons: Fall 2006 Preview

I think it's too early for Fall, but Heather's in charge of style in this family and she says to do it. Yes, Ma'am.Things I'm anxious to dig out of my closet:  *ankle-length spikey boots *pa...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:08:00 GMT

The Kind of Curl You Read About (in New Wave Magazines)

 A couple of weekends ago was our curling club's second annual bonspiel (which means big ol' tournament in German or something), and I'm just getting around to blogging it.  Was it really wo...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 04:39:00 GMT

Style Icons: Summer 2006

 For perfect skirt length plus boots, the Hullabaloo dancers.For the je ne sais quois, Endora. For perfect hair and the fact that you need colors sometimes, Veronica Lodge.Although, no matter how...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 10:53:00 GMT

Wisdom of Robinson Women. Not an Oxymoron, I Swear.

 In honor of Mother's Day I thought I would reflect on some of the inspiring and brilliant advice that the women of the Robinson family have given the world. I'm sure you all have your favorites,...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 05:15:00 GMT