But will we?!?! Or will all you colored folk talk a bunch of smack about how it's gonna be the "Black House," and then sit on you lazy, disenfranchised asses and continue to allow yourselves to get fucked?
And will all you fly-by-night attention-challenged 18-24 yr. old punk losers posing as progressives and liberals talk a bunch of smack about how good it's gonna be and how important change is, and then sit your lazy, pampered asses at home and not be a part when it really matters.
They say the BEST predictor of future performance is past performance, in which case, as your votes are most likely required for a victory, this thoughtful negroe fella has no shot at all. It's a shame, isn't it? And it's all your fault.
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I'M VOTING REPUBLICAN!
ooohhh... naggers, of course.
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." Joe Biden
That's right, Joe. This is one impressive negroe. I say we give the colored boy a shot.
Jesus isn't ALL business, y'know.
Could this be any funnier?
Nothing says "I love you" like diamonds and lube.
I'd like to meet:
A hero...a teacher...a trainer...a role model.
A master or a student... someone willing to walk the path, as a guide or as a companion.
I'd like to meet an obsessive type. Someone who shows up unannounced wherever I'm at. The type of girl who epitomizes the concept, "Restraining orders are just another way to say 'I love you'."
Music:
He's a poor boy, empty as a pocket, empty as a pocket, with nothing to lose...
Movies:
No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Books:
Here's some other stuff that may amuse or enlighten:
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell
You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. Ray Bradbury
Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still? Jean Paul Getty
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. George Carlin
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James
I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult. E.B. White
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion. C.P. Snow
I've got a duplex now, wall-to-wall, goldfish. I'm seeing a nice lady who works the "unmentionables" counter at Macy's. I've changed.
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. Vladimir Nabokov
There is more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line... and the less I seek my source for some definitives, the closer I am to fine.
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am. Joseph Baretti
See, that I don't need. That is a cliche. That is not helpful to me. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"... I have no bird, I have no bush. God has taken my bird and my bush.
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. Chico Marx
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. Samuel Johnson
You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind-legs. But by standing a whole flock of sheep in that position you can make a crowd of men. Max Beerbohm
People still retain the errors of their childhood, their nation, and their age, long after they have accepted the truths needed to refute them. Condorcet
I got Gucci on, she got Prada, She calls me daddy, but she's not my daughter.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude. Ralph Waldo Emerson
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin
If a man builds 1000 bridges and sucks one dick, no one calls him a bridge builder, they call him a cocksucker.
It's the action, not the fruit of the action, that's important. You have to do the right thing. You may never know what results come from your action, but if you do nothing, there will be no result. Mahatma Gandhi
Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive
If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much. Lewis Carroll
How beautiful it would be to see man wrestle with his illusions and vanquish them
If something comes to life in others because of you, then you have made an approach toward immortality. Norman Cousins
You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them. Malcolm Forbes
Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of controversy. Speak your mind and fear less the label of 'crackpot' than the stigma of conformity. And on issues that seem important to you, stand up and be counted at any cost. Thomas J. Watson
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule
People are either driven to action or complacency, mission or rust. You're either participating in the Game of Life or you're watching it from the grandstands. Herein lies a crucial difference. A champion plays the game: a spectator observes, criticizes, and never really gets to live. A champion knows what he or she wants and goes after it with carefully calculated goals and no-holds-barred action. A spectator feels that his or her life is not their own. They let others dictate their destiny. They become victims of life instead of masters of it. Bruce Jenner
One dog barks at something, and a hundred bark at the bark. Chinese Proverb
There is the positive side and the negative side and at every moment I decide. William James
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. Groucho Marx
The plague of mankind is the fear and rejection of diversity: monotheism, monarchy, monogamy and, in our age, monomedicine. The belief that there is only one right way to live, only one right way to regulate religious, political, sexual, medical affairs is the root cause of the greatest threat to man: members of his own species, bent on ensuring his salvation, security, and sanity. Thomas Szasz
The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. George Bernard Shaw
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently. Friedrich Nietzsche
We begin life with the world presenting itself to us as it is. Someone - our parents, teachers, analysts - hypnotizes us to "see" the world and construe it in the "right" way. These others label the world, attach names and give voices to the beings and events in it, so that thereafter, we cannot read the world in any other language or hear it saying other things to us. The task is to break the hypnotic spell, so that we become undeaf, unblind and multilingual, thereby letting the world speak to us in new voices and write all its possible meanings in the new book of our existence. Be careful in your choice of hypnotists
