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DJ Freakyman

NEVER MAJOR IN MINOR THINGS!

About Me

YOU KNOW UR FROM HARLEM 1.When you match from head to toe 2. When you go to the chicken place for a keal breast 3.When you stand outside with an umbrella when it`s raining, snowing or sleeting 4. When you go to the Kingdome to watch the basketball game 5. When you go to the corner store with a quarter to get 5 swedish fish 6.On your block is a pizza shop, chinese store, chicken place, liquor store, supermarket,and pharmacy. 7. WHEN THE CRACKHEADS DRESS BETTER THAN PEOPLE IN BROOKLYN 8.When you hear "Got some change?" and know the crackheads name 9. When in the black out of 2003 you were having a cookout on your block 10. When Henny no longer burns. 11. When you at happy hour at 5 o clock 12. When you spend your last paycheck on jewelry and clothes 13. When you have to walk somebody to the trainstation to use your metro card 14. When you start walking funny when you got a new pair of sneakers on... constantly looking down at your feet 15. When you go to the harlem market to get a white tee for that day 16. When youg o to the corner store and put your stuff on credit 17. When you outside with a bag of nacho cheese sunflower seeds 18. When you go to the park to smoke a blunt at wee hours in the morning 19. When you send a crackhead to the liqour store and tip them 2 dollars 20.When you gotta get your eyebrows done plus a wash and set.. you can`t have one without the other 21. When you put your best outfit on to go to the kingdome 22. When you have every pair of tims that came out with the matching belt and shirt. 23. When all the drug dealers got a pair of Nike Boots and pro-keds 24. When at every party you doing the Harlem shake or see somebody doin it 25. When you know where 1199 is at 26. When yo go all the way to 1st ave to get a chop cheese 27. When You call Now and Laters, "Nah Laters" 28.When you remeber eating "Nah Laters" and they had 5 in a pack 29. When you own a marmot 30. When you see girls wearing marmots. 31. When someone mentions nutcracker... and you know that it doesnt refer to the play. 32.When the uniform of the year is a marmot and Nike Boots, you wont see 3 people in another borough wearing that shit...LOL.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Do You Do The Do?Dont Front Everybody DoesMy Lil Hommie Gary Said What up....What the FUCK..

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Movies:


haze
u r haze lazy fucken bastard get off ur ass and do sumthing

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Television:


Allways Remember:FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry. REAl FRiENDS: cry with youFAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you. REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck outDo you know who your "REAL FRIENDS" are?
YOU SUCK

Books:


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Heroes:

..You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Hulk 85% Superman 80% Catwoman 80% Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 65% The Flash 60% Batman 50% Supergirl 50% Robin 45% Wonder Woman 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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IF YOU HIT ME UP AND I TAKE A LONG TIME TO REPLY,BELOW IS WHY! Myspace Animations

YEAH BABY!

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My Blog

Special High Intensity Teaching

Special High Intensity Teaching In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPE...
Posted by DJ Freakyman on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:16:00 PST

Wakey Wakey!

Wakey wakey! Diplomacy is the art of saying `Nice doggie!` till you can find a rock. If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction. It`s not what the dream is but ...
Posted by DJ Freakyman on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:04:00 PST