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Deck of 51

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

The truck loads of fan mail about my previous "About Me" has convinced me another is necessary. Me and the Pope and still fine, but Ghandi and I don't get along as well. Hopefully most of the people who read this already know "About Me" and if not then my I assure the hungry paedophiles of Myspace that I am 18, therefore my rosy faced pics will bring you little joy...as will this about me. I don't think I've read a good one of these, no offensive intended i just find the "Interests" section more useful for learning people's weaknesses. So in tradition of Myspace I will make this as useless as possible. While the length will suggest that surely SOMETHING about the man that is Kenny will be revealed, in actual fact i will remain the same cloaked mystery that I am...to anyone who cannt tolerate a 5 minute garbled conversation revealing my neurotic, anal (not the good kind) and awkward nature. However keep talking for more than 5 and see how many others you can find! I think that if i include some sensible, lovely, romantic, delicious, adjective based, large, hip, sentimental, meaningful, arousing, seductive sentences at the end of this, it will make the poor people who care enough to read it, not feel cheated. Well I may be a cocktail of irratating pyschological problems, but my good friends know who they are, and they know that I'd do anything for them (except that) and the woman I love knows that that (forgive the painful use of repition) will never change. As I'm starting to cry at my own beauty I'll draw it to a close, i apologise if you were expecting some form of holiday at the end of this time/kenny-share presentation, but just know this...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Bauer Bender Dr Z Commander Adarma Teal'c Malcom Renyolds Samuel "Luck" Jackson Robert Rodriguez John Woo Bey Logan Jessica Rabbit My good twin And one of the greatest Bonds ever - DANIEL THE CRAIG!!! (this is my favourite bond credit sequence with a kickass tune)http://free-game-downloads.mosw.com/.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

A gurt big thankyou

Despite the tricksy nature of some of my previous blogs, or the out right laziness of others, this one is pretty straight up (If you'll ignore the waffle at the start).   I just wanted to say a b...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:52:00 GMT

Film Modesty

() Rocky Horror Picture Show(x) Grease(x) Pirates of the Caribbean( ) Boondock Saints(x) Fight Club(x) Starsky and Hutch( ) Neverending Story( ) Blazing Saddles(x) AirplaneRunning Total: 6( ) The Prin...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:22:00 GMT

Uni Photos

Tis has been a loooooong time since i made a blog, but for what better reason than pictures of myself? Seriously if anyones curious to see the people im with at uni, take a look.   (Hope everyone...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 09:56:00 GMT

How to make your penis smaller

I'm not going to lie to you, that was just a shallow title designed to suck in those peolpe who are fascinated by the cock (and lets admit it, thats all of us). Anyway you are lucky to have stumbled, ...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 14:06:00 GMT

Death of Ghandi

Many people believe that Ghandi died January 30, 1948. This is, historically speaking, very true. Some would say completely true. But his death on this profile was on February 9th, 2006. The Negative ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:29:00 GMT