I'm a retired party thrower. I like going to other people's parties.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet somebody who would give me a sheet of acid, a bottle of xanax, a zone of blueberry, 20 cases of Bud Light, a box of rolls, and ... I'd throw the biggest and greatest party the world has ever seen.
Music:
Incubus, Sublime, Gnarls Barkley, Queen, Styx, Fall Out Boy, Taking Back Sunday, various other weird shit Dustin and James make me listen to and other shit I don't feel like listing.
Movies:
The Gladiator, Biodome, The Last Samurai, The Rock, Behind Enemy Lines, Enemy at the Gates, Saving Private Ryan. I don't like many movies. Most movies aren't worth two cents all together, much less the $6.75 you paid to see it. Congratu-fucking-lations!
Television:
Seinfeld, Family Guy, King of Queens. Women suck at doing just about everything, including acting. There are too many women on TV that aren't naked. Actually, the only kind of woman that needs to be acting is a naked one.
Books:
The Hunt for Red October, The Great Gatsby, The Holy Bible, The Red Badge of Courage. I've read over 250 novels. They were all good. I've seen over 250 movies. I think 6 were good.
Heroes:
Myself. I don't look up to anybody else, because everyone else has just failed to be me.
