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About Me

36, enjoy poems, unicorns and rainbows. I am wicked shy until I know someone. I am so addicted to caffeine that if I was down on my luck and had to work the corner just to make enough money for a mocha, I might consider it. I think I have ADD. I use my sense of humor to gain acceptance, it's what I do. I am a vegetarian, inching my way towards vegan (behold, the addictive nature of cheese). Lean towards super liberal. I believe in gay rights, animal rights, women's rights, legalizing marijuana, and the unalienable right to be a gangsta. I believe our current administration is far more dangerous than what they claim to be protecting us from. If you're someone I care about, I would take a bullet for you. Despite being paranoid, I tend to trust implicitly. I love kids, but nobody believes me. I once wrote and read an anti-hippy poem at a hippy poetry reading, hippies punch hard. I will fight anyone who says Kerouac was better than Bukowski. I like cheese. I have been known to fly off the handle. I sometimes speak before thinking. I am frightened of my grey hairs. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I am a NERD. I am scared of: spiders, heights and the giant wooden spoons and forks people put on their walls, also, just found out I don't like bats, the kind that fly. I am always scared that my zipper is down, really, I check it all the time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Henry Rollins, Ian Mackaye. Charles Bukowski. Early Cuyler.And this girlThe Dying Song

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Sciligion

It should be stated that when it comes to the creation of the universe, I am often perplexed. If the Universe formed from the big bang, nothingness, and then suddenly infinite energy release, where di...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:52:00 GMT

Random observations

Good to see Bush rush out to California to pledge his support. Even better that he repeated his Katrina line "We will not forget you". I bet the displaced of New Orleans are nearly pissing themselves ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:26:00 GMT

Race over, bowel integrity maintained.

Well, we both finished the race today. Ultimately, the main goal for us when we run a half marathon is to finish, so, victory is ours! Tanya ran in 2:42, which was 20 minutes faster than she did it la...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 17:51:00 GMT

What the fuck?

Do your self a favor. Don't watch MSNBC all fucking weekend. why? Because they are dedicating the entire weekend to Diana Spencer, or if you prefer, Princess Diana. All goddamn weekend. I may be dens...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:46:00 GMT

New, wrinkle-free society.

Far be it from me to advocate taking rights away from people, I try not to subscribe to such Bushian/Cheneyan policies. But I do think there are exceptions. Daily I am reminded of how addle-brained a...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:44:00 GMT

What we stand for......

We have all heard over and over and over again how we will not tolerate any form of terrorism. Our highest priority is fighting terrorism. So, what's this about? On October 6th, 1976, Air Cubana flig...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 19:27:00 GMT

You Eggo motherfucker

John McCain may be the biggest piece of shit on the planet, and, given the current administration, that says a lot. In 2000, McCain was a decent guy, a good candidate, a maverick. He was about as mid...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 19:58:00 GMT

Suck on it, Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Sorry, no haha's here, move along. 8 years ago today I married my best friend and my one great love. Here's 8 reasons I love her. I love her for the first year, when I was imploding. I love her fo...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 15:00:00 GMT

On US Attorneys and Mephistopheles

Well, scandal number 5,839,402 has hit the Chimpy McFlightsuit administration. this time the issue is the firing of US attorneys. You all know the details, or should know the details. US attorneys are...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:23:00 GMT

My crazy theory of the week.

So, in September, Anna Nicole's son dies. They say he had methadone and anti-depressants in his system. I submit that he intentionally took these drugs, as a means to kill himself. Yesterday, Anna N...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 14:12:00 GMT