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Lucifer Sam

The earth (he said) has a skin; and this skin has diseases. One of these diseases, for example, is c

About Me

I'm shamefully arrogant, ridiculously unconfident, foolishly brash, hilariously awkward, painfully pensive, patiently passive, pathetically presentable, seldom visible, silently transparent, bluntly opaque, cunning like a fox, and aggressive like a kitten. A shell holding a cracked spirit of infinite contradictions. But ah, sometimes I just BLOODY LOVE IT!
PLUS -
"SAMIR IS SO
UGLY TOO
UGLY TOO
UGLY OH
GOD
SOOOOOOO
UGLY
Ohhh amazing
aw sick
disgusting"
...and thus spoke zarathustra...
...or jt...

By the way--just fyi--I am so NOT sexist...and equally confident of my masculinity, though I still refuse to dress like an eejit to prove it.

Also, check out www.myspace.com/vidovido to see what my band's up to...

Grunge Retro Layout and more Myspace Layouts at Skize.com

My Interests

A pathetic search for life, love, and fame.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Merchant, Morrissey, Damon Albarn, Jet Black, Arthur Dent, that long haired twat guitarist on Spotted by Animax, et Corbin Bleu bien sur. As well as all the true friends I have--the ones I truly love.

( /3)

+ Cowboy Bebop--The Real Folk Blues (Pt. II) [Spoiler Warning]. (

...and without a doubt this guy--"Fr-fr-fr-fr-fr-freestyle!..."

Music:

Alice in Chains, Arctic Monkeys, Audioslave, The Beatles, Beck, Black Sabbath, Blonde Redhead, Blur, Bob Marley & the Wailers, The Clash, Coldplay, Early Man, Dave Matthews Band, Death, Deep Purple, Dire Straits, Django Reinhardt, Dream Theater, Drunken Tiger, Frank Zappa, The Good The Bad & The Queen, Harry Nilsson, Ian Brown, Iron Maiden, Jamiroquai, Jarvis Cocker, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Lennon, John McLaughlin, John Petrucci, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Kings of Leon, Korn, Laura Veirs (a female!), Led Zeppelin, Madness, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Megadeth, Metallica, Morrissey, Motorhead, Muse, Nirvana, The Offspring, Pantera, Paul McCartney, Pink Floyd, Placebo, Primus, Puddle of Mudd, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Return to Forever, Roger Waters, The Rolling Stones, Santana, Scott Weiland, Shakti, Sigur Ros, Slayer, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Stereo MC's, Steve Vai, The Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, Stranglers, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Thom Yorke, U2, Van Morrisson, Velvet Revolver, The Verve,

Vido,

The White Stripes, The Who, and Yngwie Malmsteen. Yep, 'tis quite a spread, and I'll add to it when I feel like...

Movies:

Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly; About a Boy; The Last Waltz; Trainspotting; The Event Horizon; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; The Party; Shaolin Soccer; Pink Panther (all of 'em); Akira; Ghost in the Shell; Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' On Heaven's Door. A Clockwork Orange. Barry Lyndon. Anything else by Stanley Kubrick. Lost in Translation. Raging Bull. Apocalypse Now! I don't know. Other stuff.

Television:

The Simpsons, Mr. Bean, Blackadder, Father Ted, Takeshi's Castle, Fullmetal Alchemist, and football. + COWBOY BEBOP! The most thoughtful, action-packed, imaginative, creative, ingeniously scripted and directed, and ahhhhhhhhh...show ever.

Books:

Jennifer Government, Horrible Histories, A Tale of Two Cities, anything by William Shakespeare, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I don't know. I read sucky literature, though am reading decent stuff now. I'll add them when they're finished...I quite liked Heart of Darkness. Kiss of the Spider Woman too was decent.

Heroes:

Morrissey. Steve Vai. Joe Satriani. Jeff Beck. Jimi Hendrix. Martin Freeman. Spike Spiegel. Bob Dylan. George Harrison. Roger Waters. And any happy human living their dreams.

My Blog

Haircut

I had a haircut. Don't worry, I still look pretty much the same. I managed to avoid the shambolic shame of such a butchering by suddenly giving alternate instructions to the hairdresser while the fath...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

Disappointment of the week #2

The Red Hot Chili Peppers cut their hair! Why Anthony? Why John? I can't even recognise the latter anymore! I feel so disillusioned in life... -(
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:52:00 PST

Disappointment of the week

Live Earth! Dear Lord! It was sodding shambolic--talk about an inconvenient truth! First, Al Gore, a wise man whose words would be all the more heavier if they didn't make one so light-headed, popping...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

A Revelation

I didn't believe it, but it's true. Hark these words. Shakespeare did invent the word "holla". Shocking, I know. See for yourself: it's in Hamlet. Check it, MySpace dawgs.   (P.S. A belated...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:52:00 PST

Gasp!

O.K. The smilies for "melancholy", "blank", and "apathetic" are the bloody same. I honestly feel cheated. Let's try...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:08:00 PST

Taken Aback

Alright, alright. With all the money-grabbing sequels, remakes, video game tie-ins, and whatnot just pouring out of Hollywood, you can forgive me for condemning it completely, firm in the knowledge t...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST

Nikolai Lucky

A day after his ferociously celebrated birthday Lucky, my trusty faithless dog, had an appointment with the vet. He sat downstairs obliviously with Sanjay, the dog boy, after one of his walks panting ...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:11:00 PST

The Party

It was a Sunday apparently. A Sunday evening and the sun was just starting to sink below the blackening and inifinite sea. I wasn't to know, though, myself lying sweaty and heavy under the covers in b...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:42:00 PST

See you, space cowboy (Remastered and um...re-written...)

Quotations from the final two sessions of Cowboy Bebop--The Real Folk Blues pts. 1&2--(as I remember them): "Look into my eyes. They're different colours, because I lost one of them in an acc...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:30:00 PST

Everyday is like Sunday/Jusqu'à la fin/Of the Tree on the Mountainside

Everyday is silent and grey. I have today noticed that I am attracted to great heights. At the dinner table, where hardly anything is expressed nonetheless whatever the heck is on my mind, is where I ...
Posted by Lucifer Sam on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST