LOW FAT DORKMEAT - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm somewhere between benignly eccentric and totally nuts.
I have done a lot of different things in life,
I have been an athlete, an entrepreneur, an author, an actor, a model, a cartoonist, a flash animator and a graphics designer.
My dream job however is to be a "Victoria's Secret Angels' cleavage glitter applicator".
As in the PERSON who does the applicating, not actually the applicator brush.
I think it's a pretty simple job really,
and even if it isn't, I think it'd be fun to do.
You just get one of those fluffy brushes and brush glittery make-up onto and in between the tities of these hot babes.
I wonder how much they pay?
Heck, if they say please I'd do it for free for a week.
And if I get to glitter their butt cracks too I'd do it for two.

My Interests

I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF PLAYGIRL!!!
I want it so much I can TASTE it!
INTERESTS I CURRENTLY INDULGE IN: REPTILES - Iguanas, cornsnakes, pythons, tegus, ratsnakes.ACTING - That's what I do.ART - Graphics Design, Flash animation - That's what I do too.WORKING OUT - Been at it for 19 years.BOOBIES - Medium to large, preferably attached to a brunette and a good personality.FEET - Girls'

I'd like to meet:

Her:

I miss my baby:

I created this profile using the Skize.com MySpace Profile Editor which is really easy to use. You can also check out their other selection of MySpace Layouts !

Music:

Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Buckcherry MICHAEL JACKSON ROCKS! HE IS NOT A CHILD MOLESTER! HIS INNOCENCE WAS PROVEN IN COURT! FUCK ALL YOU HATERS!
ALL YA MJ HATERZ CAN GO EAT SHIT, SHIT OUT THAT SHIT YOU DIGESTED AND RE-EAT IT 100 TIMES! FUCK ALL YA HATERZ TO HELL WHERE 666 WILL TAKE CARE YA ASS!

Television:

Kung Fu Soccer (NOT Shaolin Soccer) - Because I have a major role in it.

Books:

Yeah right. Magazines maybe, like Playboy. I had a free subscription but it ran out.

Heroes:

Dr. Ron Paul, a true hero who sticks to his own ideologies and beliefs, to take a stand for himself and his people. He is unwavering in his efforts to bring about peace, liberty, freedom and prosperity and has the courage and intestinal fortitude to take a stand and speak out against the "powers that be" and the traditional beliefs implanted into people's minds by the mainstream media. Win, lose or draw, he has inspired people now and will continue to inspire people for generations to come. Those who are true, will always prevail.
I would be EXTREMELY proud of myself if one day, I became even half the man that one can find in Dr. Ron Paul.The Dixie Chicks, for taking a stand and speaking out for freedom of speech, despite all the efforts thrown at them to try to undermine them and to destroy their careers. As you can see, despite the media's boycott of their music, and their temporary suffering during the past few years, they came back to win several Grammy awards. In the end, those who remain true to their beliefs, ALWAYS prevail.I would also like to thank all the hot, hot women in this world, for continually stimulating me...
...and just for being so damn hot!

My Blog

My free posing routine at Mr. Macau 2008

Hi! Here is a video of my free posing routine from last Sunday. I think I did very well.I don't know why the video seems to be stretched sideways so it looks wider than it should. I got this section ...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 12:57:00 PST

Being a good sport

The show is now over and done with. I got second place. At first, I was a little dissappointed, but I decided to be a good sport and just accept it. Afterall, my next show is 18 days a...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 02:20:00 PST

Second day of carb loading. 2 days out from competition!

Hey peeps, It is not Friday morning and my show is on Sunday. This is my second day or carb loading and I am very happy to report that my muscles are filling out and my definition is remaining intact....
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

CONTEST TIME! IM READY!

Hey, I know I haven't posted a blog in a while. Most of my friends know that I work out regularly and stay in good shape, and have been doing so for years. A little over a year ago, however, my life f...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:22:00 PST

WON THE LOTTERY TWICE IN A ROW!

Hi, a few days ago I won 7th prize in the lottery which is $20. I was ecstatic to have won something and the good mood carried over to everything else I did that day. Tonight, my mom bought a ticket a...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:24:00 PST

Inside my knee...

I'm pretty fit, but there's still some fat under my skin. Sometimes I eat steak, and I look at the fat on the steak. Then I go home and look at my own fat. Sometimes I pinch it, knead it, and th...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:48:00 PST

Civil litigator Danielle Aidala is a TOTAL FOX!!!!

There was a segment not long ago on the O'Reilly Factor that talked about whether the website Vote for the Worst and Howard Stern can be sued for meddling with the show American Idol by encouragi...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:30:00 PST

Isn't it I-fuckin'-ronic?

Here are my version of lyrics to Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic" or "Isn't it Ironic" or whatever the fuck that song's called: All the chicks...like me cuz they thought I am gay.I went Ouut ONE niii...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Sat, 05 May 2007 06:03:00 PST

We spend our whole life chasing happiness...

I woke up this morning, very early. Before even my pets did. I couldn't get out of bed. It's 11:02 am now and I finally managed to get out of bed. The world just seemed really gloomy. I didn't want to...
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck all 'em hackin' wankers. My profile is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by LOW FAT DORKMEAT on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:03:00 PST