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Latest letter from the 3rd World.
I have several titles for your listening pleasure. Racism, Terror, Marriage, and there are a few more on the way. These mp3 formatted masterpieces are not meant to offend although sometimes they do especially if you lack a sence of humour.....If you come under this banner best not become a friend wot?
All letters can be reviewed at my Bandspace just click on the caption of the handsome young RAC officer at the top of my friends list and you can hear them for yourself. Letters can be sent to you personally via yousendit if requested, free of charge.
I was born on the first of january 1882 a little before old Richard Wager popped his cloggs, and a good thing too I must say, bloody Hun opera, give me a bit of Gibert and Sullivan any day, you can sing along with that which is more than you can say for Richard, bloody, Wagner. Only it seems these days you can't be over 100 years of age to register for this free of charge, or say that is what they'd let us on the beleive, site, so I had to lie about my age. I'm sorry for this and I profoundly apologies. It is a terrible weight on the heart of the lover of the summer game and it's tottally uncricket to tell fibbers however small they may seem. In this case, and this is my humble excuse, I had no choice. Getting a letter from the third world has always been difficult so this new technology business is jolly usefull for a correspondant of my stature.
So Dear listeners as soon as I can find out how to dominate this new internet lark I shall be attaching my letters in this mps format, at least that's what I'm told it is. I hope you understrand it all, bit beyond me n all that.
My letters shall be changeing week by week and I hope you'll be able to catch up with them and write down you comments.
I'm sure the majority of you good, descent, god-fearing folk out there will be in full agreement with me, but if you happen to be shocked, appauled, insulted, or harmed by this material it is proberly because of three principle reasons:-
1. You fail to see that it's satire.
2. You had a very uptight toilet training.
3. You are an American (who have no humour)
If you don't fall into the above catogories, then you wont be listening to my broadcasts as you don't speak or understand English, or you're simply stupid and ignorant.
Toodle pip
Wg/Cmdr Sir Alistair Spage VC OBE CDM WC
