Music:
Member Since: 12/11/2004
Band Website: essendreck.com
Band Members: Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper, Snork (although there's a nasty rumor that one Jon Charles Newman might be linked)
Influences: Merzbow, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Iannis Xenakis, Hijokaidan, Otomo Yoshihide, Pierre Schaeffer, Edgard Varese, John Cage, Luciano Berio, Speculum Fight, Pita, Steve Reich, Gottfried Michael Koenig, Gyorgy Ligeti, Christian Marclay, Throbbing Gristle, Kurt Schwitters, Luigi Nono, the Hafler Trio, Oval, Plunderphonics (John Oswald), the Busney Kravitz Trio, trepanning, Sesame Street, absinthe, Slim Whitman, self-inflicted injuries
Take the quiz: "What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::"
Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.
Sounds Like: mating hyenas in formaldehyde
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Fleagle
Birthday: August 6, 1945
Birthplace: Hiroshima
Current Location: behind the dumpster
Eye Color: n/a
Hair Color: rat brown
Height: n/a
Right Handed or Left Handed: neither
Your Heritage: polystyrene
The Shoes You Wore Today: balloons
Your Weakness: geese
Your Fears: network cancellation
Your Perfect Pizza: Pennzoil
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: breathing
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: antidisestablishmentarianism
Thoughts First Waking Up: Am I awake, or is this just another nightmare?
Your Best Physical Feature: tongue
Your Bedtime: always
Your Most Missed Memory: where I put my socks
Pepsi or Coke: automatic transmission fluid
MacDonalds or Burger King: might as well pick more out of the dumpster
Single or Group Dates: n/a
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: chlorine
Chocolate or Vanilla: yellow bile
Cappuccino or Coffee: my blood
Do you Smoke: Drooper stole my crack pipe
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: Only at gunpoint
Do you Shower Daily: Monthly whether I need to or not
Have you Been in Love: How do you get there?
Do you want to go to College: How is the food?
Do you want to get Married: only to myself
Do you belive in yourself: No, but I do believe in Santa Claus
Do you get Motion Sickness: Is it a magazine?
Do you think you are Attractive: To ferrets
Are you a Health Freak: Who you callin' freak, nutso?
Do you get along with your Parents: Never met 'em
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I get struck by lightning
Do you play an Instrument: define "instrument"
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Rubbing alcohol last night
In the past month have you Smoked: I lit myself on fire - does that count?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just my usual elephant tranquilizers
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, Laurie Partridge keeps turning me down
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: They won't let me in anymore
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Just the box, not the cookies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: That's a little too private
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does being kicked off count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yes, and I always end up at the same landfill
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I'm not skinny
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Wouldn't you like to know?
Ever been Drunk: Manischevitz rules....
Ever been called a Tease: only by Bingo
Ever been Beaten up: only by Bingo
Ever Shoplifted: Shops are too heavy
How do you want to Die: Kissed to death by a thousand 11-year-old Japanese girls
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fuzzier
What country would you most like to Visit: Mordor
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: taupe
Favourite Hair Color: polka-dot
Short or Long Hair: teeth
Height: 37"
Weight: 16 oz.
Best Clothing Style: French colonial psychedelic grunge
Number of Drugs I have taken: 763.7
Number of CDs I own: 2
Number of Piercings: 763.7
Number of Tattoos: 763.7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Record Label: Silence Is Golden
Type of Label: Indie
