I have a love-hate thing going on with personal profiles, but the odds are pretty good that you don't care (because I don't: I wonder how I made it this far through that sentence without dying of acute apathy) and so endeth that explanation.
I have a hate-hate thing with overblown background image bullshit and embedded songs/videos which chew through bandwidth faster than a skinny kid from Tanzania chews through the Big Mac that the World Vision cameraman leaves sitting by his pack while he's taking a squat in the middle of a vermin-infested African village - and on that note, thank fuck that I live in New Zealand where the only vermin (aside from possums and Cantabrians) to be found can be arrested and left in cells to think about what they've done for five (or sometimes seven) minutes before our marshmallow-soft criminal justice system lets them back out onto the streets to steal my CDs out of my car again. That's why I only listen to my iPod in the car now. I don't listen to your iPod in my car because the odds are good that your choice in music is shit. Don't take that personally; I actually mean to say that you probably spend your money/time buying/stealing different music than what I do... and if that's not the case, then that's excellent and all, but don't expect any medals. I'm not the Queen of England, and I don't want to be.
When she succumbs to bowel failure and Alzheimer's while all of her inbred grandsons go bald before the age of 30, I'll bet that the Queen of England wouldn't want to be the Queen of England either. Her eldest son looks like he was fathered by a wingnut.
Oh, hi. I'm Troy, 27 (almost 28) year old Aucklander / news media guy / gamer / drummer / bassist / pro wrestling personality / occasional actor / occasional radio host / superhero.
