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Jeff

I hope you still smell good... I don't know why I said that but it's too late now

About Me

I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, good scotch, that the novels of John Grisham are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe in red wine with every meal, that we are not alone in the universe, and the infectious smile of a child. I believe in the sweet spot, hardcore pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paul Thomas Anderson, Al Pacino, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Kevin Spacey, Gary Oldman, Edward Norton, the geniuses behind "MMMM MMMM MMMM" and "Afternoons and Coffeespoons," and Benji from Good Charlotte, so I can punch him in the kidneys.

Music:

Bobby "Boris" Pickett and the Crypt Kicker Five, and that's about it.

Movies:

Here's my favorite movie from each major genre: Comedy--BLAZING SADDLES, Drama--RAIN MAN, Thriller--SE7EN, Classic--THE STING, War--THE THIN RED LINE, Action--BATMAN, Horror--THE THING, Western--ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST, Romance--ROMEO & JULIET, Musical--SINGIN' IN THE RAIN, Science Fiction--ALIENS

Television:

Deadwood, Weeds, Smallville, Shipmates (no longer in syndication), The Simpsons, Family Guy, Cheers, and BMW (yeah that's right, I mean Boy Meets World).

Books:

Lolita, Dracula, As I Lay Dying, Yan Can Cookbook.