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All Hail me, The Lord of Bored!

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About Me


You scored as James Bond, Agent 007, James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

Lara Croft


88%

James Bond, Agent 007


88%

William Wallace


71%

Captain Jack Sparrow


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

Batman, the Dark Knight


58%

Maximus


58%

Indiana Jones


54%

The Terminator


50%

The Amazing Spider-Man


50%

El Zorro


46%
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Your Life Path Number is 9
Your purpose in life is to make the world better
You are very socially conscious and a total idealist.
You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you want to fix them.
You have a big idea of how to world could be, and you'll sacrifice almost anything to work towards this dream.
In love, you can easily see the beauty in someone else. And you never cling too tightly.
You are capable of great love, but it's hard for you to focus your love on one person or relationship.
You have a lot of outward focus, and you tend to blame the world for your failures.
You are often disappointed by the realities of life - it's hard for you to accept the shortcomings of the world. What Is Your Life Path Number?I am worth $2,004,570 on HumanForSale.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron or Twine
Birthday: July 7, 1984
Birthplace: Humboldt, TN
Current Location: Crossville, TN
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: French, German, Irish, and some Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: my usual leather slip on shoes
Your Weakness: fast moving objects and I disagree
Your Fears: losing someone close to me
Your Perfect Pizza: free, with probably some extra free scattered on top
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to college, draw some more, maybe learn an instrument, maybe even get laid
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: screw that instant crap, i like my slow and takes days to get
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am I? why do I have to get up again? and I really need to piss.
Your Best Physical Feature: I am so widdle. :)
Your Bedtime: I don't know. I usually have to plan out my sleep and take it as planned.
Your Most Missed Memory: working at the Floppy Mop 10
Pepsi or Coke: I think I could bleed Coke someday.
MacDonalds or Burger King: the free one, or the one that is closest.
Single or Group Dates: beggars can't be choosers, so whatever.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: cold and sweet
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: whichever is cheapest
Do you Smoke: If "smokin hot" is used, yes. otherwise, no.
Do you Swear: I do so solemnly swear that I do not swear.
Do you Sing: Only if i am like really tired or what not.
Do you Shower Daily: I am not even home daily, much less shower.
Have you Been in Love: used to be.
Do you want to go to College: not really, but life sucks, so why not.
Do you want to get Married: only after I am at least 29-30.
Do you belive in yourself: Am I a stuckup asshole? hmm.... yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES! and it is so much fun. Like a portable theme park in my head.
Do you think you are Attractive: Probably not as much as Dero, but I am pretty sexy.
Are you a Health Freak: Nah, I just eat Subway a lot.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. It is nice having good parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love....I love thunderstorms.
Do you play an Instrument: I wish.... I am trying to learn one, but to no avail
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nah, I usually just sip on things.
In the past month have you Smoked: Ham? Nope, haven't smoked any.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just headache medication.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nothing I would call a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't remember, probably not.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oooooo, those sound good right now.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Every single day.
In the past month have you been Dumped: I wouldn't call it that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I don't like to dip my skinnys.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Knowing me, probably.
Ever been Drunk: No, I don't want to be like Myke.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, and I still giggle when I hear it.
Ever been Beaten up: Never, and don't plan ..ing either.
Ever Shoplifted: Amazingly enough........no.
How do you want to Die: Like a fucking badass.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A little kid.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: 90-150
Best Clothing Style: Classy, like you are someone.
Number of Drugs I have taken: just the usual suspects. tylenol, advil, etc.
Number of CDs I own: like 10 maybe, or more, i dont even know
Number of Piercings: none, and it isn't changing ever
Number of Tattoos: I might get one someday, if I get knocked unconcious maybe.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing. I have learned something from all of them.
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You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are a Visionary Soul
You are a curious person, always in a state of awareness.
Connected to all things spiritual, you are very connected to your soul.
You are wise and bright: able to reason and be reasonable.
Occasionally, you get quite depressed and have dark feelings.
You have great vision and can be very insightful.
In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
Visionary souls like you can be the best type of friend.
You are intuitive, understanding, sympathetic, and a good healer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Old Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 56%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||||| 84%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests

Movies, music, and long discussions about the ramifications of minor changes in the world and the effect of those changes on the world as a whole(aka talk about shit), and....just kinda sitting around as a whole...it is amazing the things that people take for granted everyday. I really enjoy pointing those things out to them.

I'd like to meet:

I can't really think of anyone I can say I would really like to meet. I would love to go on a date with Kate Beckinsale, but what straight guy wouldn't? And Sean Connery would be cool to meet, I guess, it is Sean Connery for Pete's sake.

Music:

I like everything. And it must be deafening loud.
Your Theme Song is Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
"There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship?s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves."

You haven't been feeling a lot lately, and you think that's a good thing.
The comfortable part is nice... but you should really work on numb. What's Your Theme Song?

Movies:

Oh goodness. I will probably watch anything. As long as it doesn't suck.
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


90%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Leatherface


50%

Pinhead


50%

Freddy Krueger


45%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Candyman


35%

Michael Myers


35%

Buffalo Bill


30%

Jason Voorhees


25%
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Television:

Anything on Food Network, MTV(only when they play videos), and VH1, because my life would be nothing if I didnt know everything about Britney Spears.

Books:

The Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind, Harry Potter books on video, and anything else that has words on it.

Heroes:

Magneto, Charles Xavier, Spiderman, Superman, Chuck Norris(aka the other Superman), and Tinky-Winky, because after all of that hassle he went through, he still keeps a smile on his face and a spring in his step(what a fag).

My Blog

The road...

So...Robert Frost wrote a poem once....it was really quite amazing...yeah, a poet wrote a poem...what are the odds? Either way, I read it when I was a wee child of maybe 7 or 8 years old....and I stil...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 01:13:00 PST

a trip....

So...I feel distressed....like there is this longing in my heart that wants to go somewhere...a trip, a vacation, a move...whatever it is.  Things are going decent enough for me....right now.&nbs...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST

Awesomeness.

So, I haven't written one of these in a while....it kind of feels like I am out or practice but I write so much everyday...I don't think that it will ever go away.  I kinda missed this cute littl...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:33:00 PST

I want a nametag that says, "J.H. Christ".

So yeah, finally another blog from the mystical, magical world of Twine.  I am really bored right now, and thought, "WTF? why not write something to clarify it all and then have everyone I know c...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 06:18:00 PST

Should I go to bed now? or blog first?

So anyhoo..........I have been up all night..............again......and I decided I needed to start updating some shit.  Like my myspace, my car, maybe clean my room, a shower wouldn't hurt, and ...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

Well. I hope this works.

So, I had a nice speech all typed out that I was wanting to share with everyone, but somewhere in the land of cybersex and email scams I seemed to have lost it.  So I am going to wing it. I have ...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:35:00 PST

Just something for the books.

So...........life sucks.  The "Year of Shit", 2006, is now coming to a close.  Thank the heavens. 2007 on the other hand shows no sign of being good either.  Hooray.  Happy Holiday...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:46:00 PST

What am I to do?

Well.  It has been long enough since I have posted a blog of any sort.  Mainly because I don't have anything really to talk about, but today is different.  Today something has happened ...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST

Final Fantasy?!

Well, umm...........yeah.  I had just typed this really long blog that more or less explained more about me than anything could ever explain about another person.  I deleted it though. ...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

101 ways to play "Big Ball"

So anyway.....my consistency on posting blogs from week to week has become a tad bit more complacent over the past month or so.  Now I could explain this as either laziness or the fact I have not...
Posted by All Hail me, The Lord of Bored! on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST