Lane Meyer

Beth broke up with me. i went out with her for six months. She is now with Roy, who is captain of the ski team and can ski the k-12. Girls get sterile just looking at him. I throw up on the chair lift. I had to buy that guy a new hat last time. I have a camaro. beth said it was "tasty" its in a pod on my front lawn. Right now I am driving a station wagon with a dragging tailpipe. Sometimes i race these japanese guys. They inexplicably have a PA system on top of their car. I also work at pigburger. Everybody wants some.