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Finally, it's over...

Hit the ground running with nowhere to go

About Me

I'm your typical Jack of All Trades. I know a little bit about everything, and not alot about anything. I love to talk. I can always find something to talk about with almost anyone.
I'm also a major smartass. Ask anyone who knows me, and they'll tell you that alot of times I'll speak before I think. It adds a unique comedic air to the room.
Specifically, I enjoy nights out with friends, nights in with special people, doing things most people would never think of, and being there for my friends. I am the proverbial "Shoulder to Cry On" to alot of people, and I love it. Got a problem? Need to talk? I'm there if at all possible.
I am very spontaneous and hard to keep track of. I try to make sure anyone who needs to know does, and I really enjoy getting to know new people. It's a thing I have.
I'm told I can read people well, which is the cause for one of my nicknames, Detector, because 9 times out of 10, I can tell if someone is lieing or not. Makes for an interesting conversation.
There's alot more to me than just what I put here, but that's enough to get ya started. Want to know more? Email me at: [email protected] (MSN Messenger, too!), [email protected] (Yahoo Messenger). You can always find me easily on MSN, Yahoo, or AIM, I'm always logged on, even though I might not be at the computer.
You Are 64% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
Kristofer --
[noun]:
A perma-orgasm
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

My Interests

My interests? I'm interested in fun stuff, parites, sports, music, movies, etc. if you want specifics, youll have to leave me a msg.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks they can handle my smartass attitude.

Music:

Most everything, I went to a Godsmack concert in 04, Motley Crue, SOiL, 3 Doors Down, and Staind in 06, and I'm hoping to add many more to this list. I saw and hung out with Ritual Fixx at the Warehouse in La Crosse. They're AWESOME



Movies:

Darth Vader Owns his Wife



Darth Vader Owns his Wife, Luke use the force! im open to most any kind of movie, try it once i always say

Favorite movie quote: "Oh, in 200 years, we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you?'"

Books:

fantasy, war novels, movie novels, and horror novels

Heroes:

My dad is my hero, Rest his soul.

My Blog

My family is so Infuriating!!!

Why is it that when one family member shares their opinions with another, that predisposed stereotypes are generated and soon, everyone has a grudge against you or someone close to you? It's always b...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Response to Women Thinking Men Are Confusing

The honest truth of this. Written by, on behalf of all guys, Kris.To be honest with you, the reason we don't generally give you all the compliments you want is because whenever we tell you women that ...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:02:00 PST

Interesting

Quite interesting, the events as of late. I've been on the job hunt, but to no avail as of yet. I'm hoping that Wal-Mart or Barnes and Noble calls back soon. I've been doin alot of thinkin with my spa...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

New Address

To all who care, I moved into a new appartment. I now live at: 1018 Pine St #3 La Crosse, WI 54601 Just a quick update.
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 03:42:00 PST

Attention: Important Announcement

Well, the news is out. I'm going to be a father. What a change this is going to be. Questions? Comments? Concerns? Post on here, or message me.
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:58:00 PST

Another Long Night

It's just another long night for me. I can't sleep. I think I have what's called Restless Legs Syndrome. It's where you become an insomniac because every time you try to relax to go to sleep, your ...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:54:00 PST

News Update

New Job: On 16MAY2006, I will be starting at US Cellular in Onalaska as a Service Tech. I am taking a huge pay-raise in leaving Wal-Mart.Concert: Sevendust cancelled their concert. What a drag t...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:19:00 PST

Spring Break

Yay!!! Spring break has officially begun.  Whoopite-Friggin-Doo...  All I'm doin this year is lounging around the house and goin out on occasion to visit old friends.  *sigh* Such a bor...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:30:00 PST

Yet Another...

Ah, how nice. Yet another sleepless night. This is starting to become way too much like a habit. I hate this so much...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST

Emergency

I am just posting this to make sure everyone knows what's going on and why you won't be able to get ahold of me readily. Tomorrow, Sunday, I am going to the Motley Crue concert in La Crosse.  Tha...
Posted by [Enter witty comment here] on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 10:57:00 PST