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jon

I hate sarcastic people...

About Me

Sorry, the creative side of my brain that I would use to fill this in has had it's ass whipped by all of the pre and post related stress compounds brought about by my "true dream job". Anyone got a Lortab?

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / UVA

My Interests

General intrest,are you kidding me! I will do anything, anytime, anywhere with anyone. I just like going with the flow. Maybe that explains the blue lights and handcuffs.

I'd like to meet:

Besides the person who came up with the phrase "King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and broke his ding dong".....I'm not sure. I think if I ever met this person my life would be complete. .50 Cal
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Music:

Just being honest....music and my brain do not have a very good relationship. My 3 year old daughter knows more lyrics to more songs than I do.....and I swear that I am being honest. The only time I ever turn on the radio is in the car to drown out road noise. I drove all the way from West Palm Beach, Florida (10 hours) by my self without ever turning on the radio.

Movies:

I'm 34 and have never owned a VCR in my life. I bought a DVD player because it was on clearance and I had money burning a hole in my pocket.

Television:

I love television. I just spent a HUGE sum of money on a nice new LCD. It's great....the last time I saw it, it was sitting on the floor with a quilt and a load of laundry on top of it. If I do decide to watch the 2 channels that I get in Ramer, I do it on my daughters little tv. Needless to say.....I don't have much time for TV these days. I will manage to find a TV somewhere if college football is on.

Books:

I just read a book titled "How to Read a Book', but I couldn't understand it because I don't know how to read a book.....go figure

Heroes:

The late Evil Knievel....God bless his sole. This man was the true badass. No disrespect to the idiot that just jumped the football field on New Years Eve, but Evil did all of his on a piece of shit Harley. Arn Anderson was also a true badass. If you know who Arn is, your ok in my book.

My Blog

One more while I am at it

There is no helping the west side of Montgomery. I have worked over here for 12 years and it is beyond repair! It is something that you should see with your own eyes....and never mind the daytime gunf...
Posted by jon on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:46:00 PST

More stupid fucks

Stupid fucks at the gas station. They make you prepay for your gas then have the pump slow down to a crawl 80 cents before you get to the limit. How stupid is that! Since I have already paid for ...
Posted by jon on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

The Drink

There are 77,000,000 people on myspace, and 76,999,998 of them have a picture of themselves somewhere in their profile with a drink in their hand. Am I missing something here. I am considering walking...
Posted by jon on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

Stupid fucks at McCrappo's

Why is it that people in fast food restaurants could totally give a shit less about you or your order. I left work on Sunday night, stopped by McCrappo's and ordered something to eat. It was late (11:...
Posted by jon on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:43:00 PST

The Notebook

What's the deal with the movie "The Notebook". Everyone has it listed as one of their favorite movies and I have never even heard of it. Does it have any nudie scenes, any blood and guts, maybe some g...
Posted by jon on Thu, 11 May 2006 11:28:00 PST