I'd like to meet:
Your mom
Music:
B.I.G. , Jay-Z, and many others
Movies:
Wedding Crashers, Old School, anything with Will Ferrell or Vince Vaughn, Dumb and Dumber, Scarface, horror movies, and my home made movies with Riz's mom....too many more to list
Television:
The Office, Arrested Development, Chappelle Show, SNL, Yankees and Colts games, King of Queens, Scrubs.....
Books:
Reading Kama Sutra with Riz's mom
Heroes:
Riz's mom