Hilarious Christmas E-Mail Chain from Corporate America |
CORPORATE HOLIDAY MEMO: December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the com... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST |
Tali-Bran |
Heya everybody, I had an idea when my brother made a ghetto looking ameri-bran cereal box. TALI-BRAN!!! Now with 100% REAL Hymen. 72 virgins in every bowl. It's like a suicide ... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST |
A sick Halloween story for the kiddies (Repost from last year) |
"Pumpkin Head" Originally published in Grue 19, 1999 Reprinted in Delirium Magazine 3 in Fall 2000. Reprinted in Cage of Bones, Fall 2000. Reprinted in Candy in the Dumpster, Spring 2006. ... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST |
New Job 4 Rob |
Hey everyone who subscribes or happens upon this blog ,I got a new job which is really cool. I'll be preinstalling and configuring Point of Sale systems. For those who are saying "WTF... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST |
*smirks* YES I am |
Your Seduction Style: Ideal LoverYou seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.You are a shapeshifter - bri... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST |
The release of sensitive information ;-) |
The name of the place I work is Capone's in Mokena. I'm basically settled there and made about 60 bucks in tips last night. (3 tables) It's being turned into an 80's kinda bar/italian rest... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST |
Job 4 Rob |
Yo, just to let U all know I got a job now. Totally my kinda place too considering the hours START at 4pm at the earliest (pre-open). The manager is really cool and everthing so that should be nice. I... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST |
I swear to god this image wasn't tampered with at all |
I just got on the computer, and I was checking out old bookmarks, and remembered a torrent I recently downloaded. I was reading the comments b/c I remembered it wasn't being seeded well (hard to... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST |
Damn, pegged my personality almost exactly |
Take the quiz: What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)EdenYou have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. ... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST |
I'm a Smar-Tee-Pants |
The Classic IQ Test What's Your IQ? Congratulations, Shadow! Your IQ score is 138 ... Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST |