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Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Lets see... I'm Rob. A few call me Robbie, 2 call me Bob, associates tend to call me Robert.
I tend to be a romantic guy and lavish the people I care about with gifts. It's not that I'm trying to buy them, I just like to take care of the people around me.
I recently got a new job as an IT Consultant making a bit of money so that's nice.
I still live with my parents, sadly, but I have plans on moving out within a year.
I'm an old soul trapped in a young guy's body. My personality tends to be like my taste in music, very eclectic. I like The Rat Pack, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Michael Buble, John Mayer, etc.
Some day I plan on getting a tattoo of a white tiger on the left side of my chest. To me the white tiger is an animal of great beauty and elegance, yet silent power. I guess this can describe me quite well also. When I am pissed off I tend to get quiet, but it's a much different quiet than the mellow I usually am.
I am a very scary judge of character. I will be able to be in the room with a person for 10 minutes and tell you if that person is worth knowing or not. I try not to be that judgmental, but it's just that not a lot of people are worth getting to know these days. Lots of people are fake and that is just a waste of my time trying to get to know them.
Unfortunately I tend to be a fixer. I try to fix people for what I believe to be their best interests. I am slowly trying to curb this habit, and I will always back off if someone directly tells me not to do it. In fact, I can be a very blunt person and tell people exactly what I think of them.
I have a very hard time breaking other people's hearts.
I'm sure if you have read this far, you are interested in me so you might as well just send me a message and we can talk ;-)
PS: If you need a reference, check this out

My Interests

Computers, movies, etc.

I'd like to meet:

A romantic white girl who likes to curl up with a guy and watch movies. Attractive (important, but not MOST important), and smart (smart is important). Sarcastic is pretty important also to offset my own sarcasm. And DEFINITELY has to understand my sense of humor because some types of girls get pissed at me for making jokes about stuff. But basically it goes on a person to person basis.

I'm not an extremely religious person, but these are some of the best words to live by considering too many people stress about too many things that they cannot control.

Music:

into rock/metal (Rob Zombie, Scum of the Earth, Disturbed, System of a Down, etc.) but I also like softer music (John Mayer, Frank Sinatra [currently playing ;-)], Jack Johnson, Shania Twain, Sheryl Crow, 311, etc.)

Movies:

***BEST MOVIE EVER*** Lost Horizon ***BEST MOVIE EVER*** Intolerable Cruelty, 100 Girls, House of 1000 Corpses, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Jay And Silent Bob Movies (except chasing amy), When Harry Met Sally, Happy Accidents, Defending Your Life, The Cooler, The Tao of Steve.... etc etc etcHATED Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

Boy Meets World, Simpsons, Futurama, The Oblongs

Books:

mostly non-fiction type things, I like learning stuff

Heroes:

No such thing

My Blog

Hilarious Christmas E-Mail Chain from Corporate America

CORPORATE HOLIDAY MEMO: December 1st TO: ALL EMPLOYEES I'm happy to inform you that the com...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 08:49:00 PST

Tali-Bran

Heya everybody, I had an idea when my brother made a ghetto looking ameri-bran cereal box.  TALI-BRAN!!!  Now with 100% REAL Hymen.  72 virgins in every bowl.  It's like a suicide ...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

A sick Halloween story for the kiddies (Repost from last year)

"Pumpkin Head" Originally published in Grue 19, 1999 Reprinted in Delirium Magazine 3 in Fall 2000. Reprinted in Cage of Bones, Fall 2000. Reprinted in Candy in the Dumpster, Spring 2006.   ...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:31:00 PST

New Job 4 Rob

Hey everyone who subscribes or happens upon this blog ,I got a new job which is really cool.  I'll be preinstalling and configuring Point of Sale systems.  For those who are saying "WTF...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

*smirks* YES I am

Your Seduction Style: Ideal LoverYou seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.You are a shapeshifter - bri...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 04:10:00 PST

The release of sensitive information ;-)

The name of the place I work is Capone's in Mokena.  I'm basically settled there and made about 60 bucks in tips last night. (3 tables)  It's being turned into an 80's kinda bar/italian rest...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:21:00 PST

Job 4 Rob

Yo, just to let U all know I got a job now. Totally my kinda place too considering the hours START at 4pm at the earliest (pre-open). The manager is really cool and everthing so that should be nice. I...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

I swear to god this image wasn't tampered with at all

I just got on the computer, and I was checking out old bookmarks, and remembered a torrent I recently downloaded.  I was reading the comments b/c I remembered it wasn't being seeded well (hard to...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

Damn, pegged my personality almost exactly

Take the quiz: What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)EdenYou have eden eyes.  Eden is the color of water.  Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. ...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 04:00:00 PST

I'm a Smar-Tee-Pants

The Classic IQ Test What's Your IQ? Congratulations, Shadow! Your IQ score is 138 ...
Posted by Rob™, The Sarcastic Romantic on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:15:00 PST