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The Spoken Thought Mixtape: Beware the False Profit
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The Rich History of Spoken Thought
Spoken Thought is a hip hop group based in Miami, Florida. Quite simply, Spoken Thought is the greatest hip hop act to ever exist [citation needed]. This bio is obviously being written by someone not in Spoken Thought, because Spoken Thought is too big to be wasting time writing bios. I mean really. What kind of narcissistic person would secretly write a bio in the 3rd person, in an attempt to make fans think that they have an agent or something that writes this shit for them? Anyway, Jay Z said "Spoken Thought is a breeze of fresh air. Joe Turman and R.C. are light years ahead of me and anyone else in the game. It's ya boy! Hov!" [citation needed].
Spoken Thought is a dichotomy, as it is composed of 2 rappers: Joe Turman and R.C. a.k.a. The Real Cypha.
The Story of Joe Turman
Joe Turman was born in Miami on February 9th, 1987. Joe Turman's original home was destroyed by Hurricane Andrew in 1992. Joe Turman and his family moved to Miami Beach where at the tender age of 5, became Miami's number one cocaine kingpin [citation needed]. Two years later at the age of 7, Joe Turman ghost wrote all of Illmatic [citation needed]. With the success of Nas, Joe Turman proved to be the greatest hip hop prodigy who ever lived, ghostwriting for Jay Z, the Notorious B.I.G., Tupac, The DOC, Ice Cube and others all before the age of 13 [citation needed]. Tragically, outside his mansion in between his group of voluptuous bitches and his Bentley, Joe Turman was shot 86 times by an AK-47, including 8 shots to the head [citation needed]. Joe Turman returned fire in a very gangsta like way and killed all of 26 of his assailants with a .22 caliber pistol [citation needed]. Joe Turman was taken to the hospital and not only did he survive, he also impregnated several of the sexy nurses working there [citation needed]. Joe Turman left the hospital but was arrested by the police for being a drug kingpin when he was 5 [citation needed]. Joe Turman never snitched and was sentenced to life without parole for being "the Avon Barksdale and Marlo Stanfield of Miami" -Police Commissioner Gordon [citation needed]. Joe Turman escaped the Supermax penitentiary by shanking a guard with a katana he made with sporks and jumped into the ocean where with the help of his trusty Orca "Lenard", swam to safety. Joe Turman then decided to start a hip hop duo with his pal R.C. in 2005.
Lenard
The Story of the Real Cypha
man met woman, man really liked her
man piped her and out came cypher
the zero, the secret, yet everyone's night-mer
been the sh*t eversince he was in diapers
he is very fly sir, what u scrape away with your wind-sheild wiper
he was hyper, so hyper he was sent to the island of rikers
he was a knifer and a fighter
his reputation made inmates cryers
escaped from prison only using plyers
met a dealer named meyers he became a supllier
got plenty money but didn't want feinds to get any higher
met joe turman in an episode of the wire
Dylan n**gas, they were spittin hot fire
yea too hot had to go and eat some breyers
became Spokenthought a.k.a. Spotie Otie now consequences are dire
on some real ish i don't wanna be a liar
so i guess if u feel this put up ur lighter
if not put the pistol to ur dome and squeeze a lil tighter
jus kiddin, i am i liker of my admirers
R-cizzle, the true secret method writer otherwise known as the real who?
p.s. joe is on crack