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About Me


So about me... well im a senior at salpointe catholic...in the summer, i lifeguard for the city...Jesse Owens rep...i swim SAAA club at eastern hills from march til a couple weeks before school starts...then school season goes til november...i dont drink soda...i play the snare drum in the school marching band if you can call it that...drum line is way too cool to be expected to take any steps anywhere... we dont get sets...i enjoy a nice pair of slacks...i dont play consol games...i enjoy classics like TA, diable 2, and c&c...i love running, spring showers, and both together...i love my girl...swimming is lame...sunrise is overrated...morning practice makes me sick...i dont swim...now i spend most of my time behind my drum set, behind hayden's set, or listening to music. mt lemmon is gorgeous at night...and during the day...i like scary movies...i like not watching movies...i like food...i get along with my friends...they believe in me...i believe in them...i like most people around me... i love one most of all...AIM me at MonkeyMan098z13 or rAzAmAtAz999

My Interests

music, chillin with my homies, drums, playing video games at friends house, watching friends play video games at thier house as long as there are a lot of us, movies, chillin with my beautiful lady and yes she is better than yours, airsoft, driving around the town, laughing, making people laugh, music...
You scored as Legs. Woot-y-hoo for the LEGS!

Chest


85%

Legs


95%

Tummy


85%

Butt


65%

Face


65%

Muscles


55%
What body part are you most attracted to?
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I'd like to meet:


Embrace me, my sweet embraceable you
Embrace me, you irreplaceable you
just one look at you my heart grew tipsy in me
You and you alone bring out the gypsy in me

I love all the many charms about you
above all i want my arms about
Don't be a naughty baby...
come to papa come to papa do

My sweet embraceable you...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: joseph
Birthday: november 1, '88
Birthplace: santa ana, cali
Current Location: t town
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: brownish
Height: 6ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: i guess im somewhat of a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: sketchers
Your Weakness: my lady
Your Fears: ...not really sure
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, grenn peppers, pineapple... its delicious, just trust me
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep it fresh
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...i dont have an ism
Thoughts First Waking Up: what day is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: oh! its got to be my right heel
Your Bedtime: when my dad yell at me to go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: yesterday
Pepsi or Coke: sunkist orange
MacDonalds or Burger King: viva
Single or Group Dates: single single single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: arizona green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: whatever
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: try my best not to
Do you Sing: youd have to catch me in the shower...
Do you Shower Daily: try to
Have you Been in Love: why yes i am
Do you want to go to College: usf is looking mighty fine right in lieu of a scholarship
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: i do what i can
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: "All women should see it. It's a face that ought to be thrown on every screen in the country. Every woman ought to be given a copy of this face as she leaves the alter. Mothers should tell thier daughters about this face. My son, go west with this face and grow up with the country....its an ugly face." --Bill, The Sun Also Rises, Hemingway
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: i think so... im not a bad kid
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yes
Do you play an Instrument: i try and play drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its been a while. maybe once my pool is done.... just give me a place and id probably be up for it. Im just cool like that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: probably
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: a pack of gum when i was like 6
How do you want to Die: in a freak accident involing a chainsaw and a frying pan
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: chem. engineer hopefully
What country would you most like to Visit: i want to go to spain, italy, kentucky not really but ireland for sure
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: mid length. not too long that it gets in the way, but at the same time, not gi jane
Height: shorter than me
Weight: less than me so whatever. thats not a problem anyway
Best Clothing Style: her own good style but not out to look like a slut. i like pants and tees. skirts are sooo (throwing in a brit accent there) incredibly hot though. but you know what? sometimes the clothes just look better when theyre lying on the floor.
Number of Drugs I have taken: not too many
Number of CDs I own: 963029377 and a half
Number of Piercings: ears are good, maybe a tongue, maybe a navel, maybe a lil more.... i truely jest. i dont care
Number of Tattoos: what? like a bulls eye?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i suppose its healthy to have a few

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Music:


music is good. i can dig that. lets see... 3 Doors Down, 311, AFI, Aerosmith, Audioslave, Barenaked Ladies, Beck, Bryan Adams, Chieftains, The Cool Shades, Dilly Idol, Billy Joel, Billy Squire, Bon Jovi, Breaking Benjamin, Catch 22, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Chevelle, Coldplay, Creed, Daryl Hall, Depeche Mode, De Capulet, Die Artze, Disturbed, Don Henley, Doobie Brothers, Dropbox, Eagles, Edwin McCain, EMF, Everclear, Family Force 5, Finch, Five For Fighting, Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, Gorillaz, Green Day, Guns n' Roses, Him, House of Pain, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Jefferson Starship, Jet, Kenny Loggins, Kid Rock, Kool and the Gang, Korn, Lenny Kravitz, Less than Jake, Lifehouse, Lil John, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Ludacris, Lynard Skynard, Mad Caddies, Matchbox Twenty, MC Hammer, John Cougar Mellencamp, Mest, Metallica, Mudvayne, Muse, Mustard Plug, Nine Inch Nails, Nickelback, Nirvana, Outcast, POD, Pantera, Pepper, Pudle of Mudd, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, RHCP, Reel Big Fish, REM, Rob Zombie, Scorpions, Seether, Shawn Mullins, Sir Mix Alot, Static X, Stevie Wonder, Street Dogs, Sublime, Sum 41, Swing out Sisters, Synthetic Elements, System of a Down, Ted Nugent, Tenacious D, The Beatles, Troy's Bucket, The offspring, Postal Service, Right Aways, the Used, Verve, White Stripes, Who, Three Days Grace, Thrice, Tom Petty, Tool, TSO, Trapt, Van Halen, Motley Crue, Vanilla Ice, Velvet Revolver, War, Weezer... trying to think what else i listen to... i dont have the patience to add these where they go right now...they might even already be in there, but Rascal flatts, kenny chesney, toby keith, tim mcgraw

Movies:

heres a few of the good ones i could think of. others are Unleashed, matchstick men, Lord of War, fast and the furious, ammityville horror, dawn of the dead, garden state has the best opening scene i have ever seen, the jetsons movie, the sword in the stone (disney), 8 mile, monty python and the holy grail is the best at haydens house, se7en, ace ventura: when nature calls and the pet detective, Silence of the Lambs, the iron giant, invincible, mean machine, the 40 year old Virgin, behind enemy lines, we were soldiers, the ring 1, pushing tin, the grudge (not really), black hawk down, the sixth sense, lord of the rings series, matrix series, star wars, napoleon dynamite, office space, snatch, billy madison, happy gilmor, mr deeds, little nicky, shrek 1 and 2, all the bond movies, MI 1 and 2, the terminator movies, kill bill 1 and 2, caddyshack, dodgeball, stand by me, the scout, saw, texas chainsaw massacre, old school, the paycheck, out cold, orange county, girl next door, enemy at the gates, saving private ryan, the thin red line, the transporter, the patriot...anything with morgan freeman, sean connory, nick cage,john cusack, bruce willis, jet li, jackie chan, owen wilson, jack black, will farell, densel washington, mel gibson, adam sandler, brad pit (fight club or se7en-like roles)...

Television:

House, SCI vegas, animaniacs, southpark, family guy, mythbusters, teenage mutant ninja turtles, power rangers (only the original tight ones), thundercats (cheetara was pretty damn fine by the way, ER, over there, darma and greg, friends, joey, simpsons before the show got gay, digimon was so much cooler of a show than pokemon, fairly odd parents, aquateam hunger force, the gundam shows (gundam seed is the best hands down and gundam wing comes next), trigun, dragonball z was the best, dragon ball, anything on the history channel, ... theres more but i cant think much right now

Books:

timeline, lord of the rings series - jr tolkien, the hobbit - jrt, narnia chronicles, the sun also rises - hemingway, lord of the flies, the harry potter ones - rowling, the da vinci code, chocolate wars, dantes inferno, basically anything that doesnt suck like death of a salesman or the great gatsby

Heroes:

everyone over there fighting for our country believing in the power of democracy and fighting for whats right, danny since we're gonna rule the world, hayden since he is a crazy-ass ninja/samurai even a little jedi at times, kyle for all his crazy plans like the vacume-pressure cannon, the chain-paintball gun, and now the hovercrafts for this summer, keefer for making me join the swim team freshman year, Witt for getting so much help looking for his beachball, casey and tony for inventing GrassKrunk!! and the best games of the summer seasons (Krunk your neighbor, and knock-up tag), and even anthony because hes german (even though he keeps telling me he's not, he can't fool me), also mr evans because he's our class "moderator", tommy lee, mr barry because he was in on the making of the paper football club and he put up with us play poker and paper football in class on lab days and because he plays the tightest music when we actually have to do labs. my granddad because be achieved so much in his life, Kevin Youkilis, Coco Crisp, Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, David Ortiz, also william shakespeare, e.a. poe, frost, hemmingway, batman and chuck norris.