get awesome, inc.

i used to kind of suck, but then i died, came back, got fat, lost some weight, met a sexy sexy lady and more or less got my groove back, a-la stella, but whiter and with more penis.i use this thing to yell at people i haven't seen in forever or people who live down the street. doesn't matter, this joint is full of hipster pieces of shit and i am not ashamed to say that i will show you how we do things in my part of town.