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About Me

Hi, my name is crabby and I'm a crab. I don't really know where I was born but I know I hate sea turtles. I was adopted by a guy named Antoine. He likes to jump around like a monkey, make people dance and play music so loud it almost blows my shell off! I'm really happy with my new life because I get to travel all the time and see the world. Only thing is my dad ends up partying too much and forgets me in his suitcase :( Sometimes I get lucky and he brings me to parties and then I get to see things that normal crabs don't (or shouldn't!) get to see...oh, and I have five pairs of legs and you don't.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Now that I speak english I'm up to meet anyone, really...except sea turtles...stay the f*ck away from me, douchebags!!
You can always write to me with any problems and I'll do my best to help you out. I've become quite the wise one over the years (I'm already 3 years old, yikes!). I love shrimps so if you're a shrimp and you're hot, holla back!

My Blog

Blueberry scones @ Starbucks...

...are f**kin disgusting!! Here's a typical situation of me going to Starbucks with my dad. It's usually in an airport (jacked-up prices of course). I'm always looking for something healthy first s...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:08:00 GMT

Bad Hillary, bad!

CRABBY IS VOTING FOR OBAMA!
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:43:00 GMT

ALBUM OF THE DAY

Hey y'all!First of all...HAPPY NEW YEAR!! My countdown was ok I guess...dad was on stage so I did my countdown in his suitcase, tucked between a pair of socks and an Iphone charger. All good though.....
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:49:00 GMT

FRUIT OF THE DAY

MANGO!I had one this morning and was reminded on how weirdly delicious they are. Plus, I heard they are a sexual stimulant so I can get my sex on with Galaxy.Add a mango to my song of the day "No Dig...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 13:16:00 GMT

SONG OF THE DAY

Blackstreet Feat. Dr. Dre "No Diggity"TURN IT UP!!! Turn that shit up & BUMP!!
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 12:55:00 GMT

Music that rocks my shell Vol. 2

What up humans!?I'd like to go off on a rant if you don't mind...you don't mind right? Didn't think so. The rant is about a song that you can hear everywhere right now and that actually became a hit...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 17:26:00 GMT

Music that rocks my shell vol. 1

Hello humans,This is the first installment of my "Music that rocks my shell" series that I'm compiling for "no one in particular".THE BEASTIE BOYS: You know when you listen to something when you're a...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 04:27:00 GMT

Mass text messages on holidays

I just need to "empty my shell" about something...I think it's a bit lame to send mass text messages/myspace comments/emails saying stuff like "happy thanksgiving, gobble-gobble, drrrp!" and that also...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:54:00 GMT