The Cult of Cargo |
In the beginning there was Anus who is God. He created Adam and Eve and gave them cargo of canned meat, steel tools, rice in bags and matches. He took it all away when they discovered sex and he sent ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 01:28:00 GMT |
Beat him like a red-headed stepchild. |
I decided today while perusing some old comics that Riverdale must be set in the old state of Utah! The signs are everywhere! Well, not really everywhere but mostly all the polygamy that goes on. Thos...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:53:00 GMT |
Tolstoy |
This just in....Doukhobors are now my favourite sect of Christianity. Just thought I'd give you all an update. Sorry Christian Zionists, but you had your time, and it was good while it lasted.
Posted by on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 21:11:00 GMT |
Um, Hello? |
Hi there, how are you? Good is the answer I'm looking for; well actually I was looking for SuperFantaboulous, but hey, whatcha going ta do? I was just wondering if I could take a moment of your time. ...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
A Little Butterfly. |
So one day there was this hat right? And it was gray, but not grey, if you get my drift. Which is hard to do because when I drift in Burnout it lasts for like the whole gawd darn race. Like seriously ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:27:00 GMT |
Crapola |
Llamas communicate by humming. With my lack of humming ability, I would be a socially awkward and lonely llama.
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 19:16:00 GMT |
Dude. |
Lazers Shit Walnuts.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 18:32:00 GMT |
